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July 04 I suppose I owe it to Max and Jordan.I hate making boring posts, so I have decided to do the most boring kind known to man. Make sense? Good.
It has been a while since I have composed a comment response and I expect it to be a long piece of work (read: shit).
Max and Jordan were pretty prompt to tell me not to shut down my site. The world apparently needs an arrogant angry bastard and who am I to deny them of it. That's how great I am. Bask in my glory and get me a beer.
There's no point with small talk now, I may as well get to the greater chunk of the work, and that includes finding all the comments you good-for-nothing bastards made during the whole time I wasn't responding to anyone.
For those of you following along at home, these will be in chronological order from the last comment response. I suggest hurrying to get me that fucking beer already.
To Spewgirl - Gday. I tend to go overboard when writting on this site. Take it as an indication of how stupid the average person is. They need to have every bloody detail spelled out to them or they wander around in a confused daze. If I was in charge of basically everything the world would be a much nicer place. Anyone deemed a 'dumb-shit' but me would be subject to compulsary sterilisation, either through surgical castration or a really decent, well aimed kick.
I agree that meat is good. Especially when it is made of baby animals. I have already expressed my happiness with the fact that cheese is made using rennet, and if I recall the rennet is from a calf. I may have made that up, but if it is true I wil probably like cheese even more. I ate a whole block of tasty as-is during the last week. It was indeed tasty.
I can't recall hearing of Dream Theater, but right now REM is making some noise through my speakers, and I approve of this. Oh yeah, even an angry pain in the arse can enjoy the relaxing tunes of REM after a busy day at work.
I am yet to make the big journey to Melbourne to fetch my hat, and I have noticed you have been too lazy to head to Geelong to give it too me. You are yet to send that photo of it too. Slack. Simply slack.
To Ryan - What do I look like to you? A fucking dictionary? Get off your arse and get a dictionary and check the word up for yourself. I am not your mum. I'm not going to hold your hand for all the scary words you come across that you don't know the meaning of. The fact that you have heard it used before and still didn't check it up makes me think that you have heard what I have said before. Clearly you can read since you managed to pick the word 'peon' out of my ramble. Use this rare skill and dig the meaning up out of a dictionary (that's one of thos big word books that have the meanings for a lot of words).
To Sticko64 - Carly wasn't so random as much as she was stupid/annoying. She must be at least partially retarded if she is going out with someone who doesn't support People for Pints.
I would love to see People for Pints up and running, but I don't think I will have the time to organise and run the society next year. I am willing to be the figurehead if I need to be, but I am fully in support of someone else starting it up and organising the bloody thing. It is perhaps the only perfect society ever.
To Jordan - You had to be all clever and write a Haiku that was about me. I feel that this is the best kind of poems. Actually, I like nearly everything about me. Since you have been a champ I won't charge you for using me as the subject of poetry without my consent.
I did count the syllables. That may normally count as a victory to you, but unfortunatly you tried to help Ryan, and helping the stupid in a positive manner should be a crime punishable by death, so we will call it even. Actually, I will call it with me slightly in front. Make that leading by a mile. I'm such a nice guy.
To Yo - You = cocksucker.
To Spewgirl - It has indeed been a long time since we have caught up. I am also well aware that you have my hat. If I had seen the hat I might be in more of a jealous rage that I don't possess it, but since the hat is still a mystery to me I will let it's current location slide for a while.
The pub hasn't really given me much work lately, so I have been joining the masses on the other side of the bar. It is a bit more enjoyable.
To date nobody has specifically come in to see me at work so you can all go and get fucked. As incentive I am going to spit in the beer of the second person who comes and sees me. That will make first place a bit more satisfying.
Anna is well. She had a bit of trouble in England, but she is in Morocco now and if my time calculations are correct she should be on her way to the Sahara.
She is yet to kill me.
To Lor - You found me on BOB because I am definately the greatest site ever made. I am the best.
You better come back. Otherwise your intelligence will start slipping and you will eventually spontaneously cumbust.
I do indeed live in Geelong. Specifically, Newtown. The same attitude still exists here now. Everyone walks around like a upitty shithead. I have been here since you could buy a pie, cake and drink for $5 rather than barely a coffee.
I have never been one to care what my clothes look like. As long as they keep me covered they are doing their job. I hate walking around my own neighbourhood and be looked down apon. I take satisfaction that my presence can be seen as offensive. I really wish I had the cash to frequent a few businesses on Pako and just generally drive their custom away.
The only people from Newtown that I hang out are the mates I have had right through school. I've known them for nearly a good 18 years and I can't recall any of them buying anything on Pako that wasn't beer or something from the milkbar.
Being a piper I get to play at home and annoy people who think they are top shit because they live in Newtown. They can go and eat a dick. I have been here 21 years, I'll make all the noise I want.
To fume hombre - Anyone who causes a colision with my car is a fuckwit who deserves to be dragged nude across sandpaper for a few kilometers.
I hate shifty fuckers. There is a good chance that I am responsible for the crash, but they sure were some fucked up incidents leading up to it. At least I have told the truth and not changed my whole fucking story to make me seem completely innocent.
'Oh no! I was driving and suddenly both cars in front of my slammed on their breaks, chucked their cars into reverse and drove into the front of me while I was stationary!'. Yeah, that's believable. I might use that when I go and give my statement.
To Nikki - There are some stupid arse rapists out there that make me want to tear them into little pieces. Pretty much anyone who is a lying or useless piece of shit deserves to have a few new holes ripped into them.
At least the law might be on my side for once and rip a hole through one lying piece of shit without me having to do much.
At least the insurance for my car paid off OK and my rating isn't affected.
I take satisfaction that my sister is a smoker and she will probably die a slow and debilitating death while I am still happy and healthy despite the fact that she is younger than me.
Hey, don't you smoke Nikki?
To Max - I can't say that my time away was bad. There was a fair share of shit things happening at exactly the wrong time, but there was a fair amount of good things happening too. I'm not going to tell you about them though. Deep down you don't care and I am not going to fuel superficial niceties.
Anger is good.
I can't believe I nearly called it quits before reading the stupid shit people have left in these comments. I can't believe that some of those people are probably capable of reproduction.
I am surprised that they managed to even type some of the comments.
To Caz - NOBODY can do enough grovelling to me. I do like 'mighty godly Rone'. It has a nice ring to it. Keep it up.
Does it still count as leaving 'voluntarily' when a bouncer 'volunteers' you to leave?
To fume hombre - That venue was always shit, even when it was a McDonalds. I picked up Carolyn there. I vomitted a good ten minutes before doing so. The vomit stayed on the floor the rest of the time I was there, which was at least another hour. It was right in the staff walkway too. Filthy shit hole.
A cheap scotch shouldn't cost more than $4. PERIOD. If you get down to the Sawyer's Arms during happy hour you can get a Jameson's for $4. That's probably the best value for whiskey that I have found in Geelong.
To Nikki - Considering how aggressive I have been this year, I find it very hard to believe that only one venue has ejected me. I don't think I have been refused entry yet either. Very rare. I can normally ruin even the best night by giving lip to a bouncer. Not this year. This is MY year.
You are right about one thing though. Your useless stats list would eat a large amount of balls compared to my useless stats list. This isn't discrimination. EVERYONE else's useless stats would lick nuts compared to mine.
Grovey was last Friday. I didn't see you there.
To fume hombre - It only reassured me why I rarely watch TV. I initially thought how spasticated the people who make it must be, until I realised that there are people out there who take it seriously and they must have a level of retardation that I can't even concieve. I'm imagining people who need actuve reminders to breathe.
Just about every news broadcast is shit. I might watch the ABC News again later when the stop treating me like a geriatrict and reminding me of the shit I JUST FUCKING WATCHED halfway through the broadcast.
I got by pretty well for many years without paying attention to the news. I can do it again.
The government better start promoting hydrogen cell fuel advancements and an increase of GM research otherwise I am going to have to really try and find the least shitty politician out of a bunch of cockless cowards.
As an Australian I want the right to watch all of our filthy drug smugglers kicked out of this fine country. If some other country is willing to let them rot in their jails, let them! It is brilliant. Don't take them back.
Can the government revoke Corby's life? I would approve of that.
If all the fucking whingers are sad about not seeing the scum of our nation enough they can feel free to go to Bali and commit a crime and rot in jail with the rest of the useless slimeballs out there.
To KC - I remember you. I would probably still talk to you if you were actually online once and a while.
To The Clown - For fucks sake. Finally someone whose name sums them up nearly completely. It would have been better as 'The Arse Bandit', but 'The Clown' will do.
I am an Australian. I think it's a bloody great thing. I have no idea what you are crapping on about though. You tell me being an Australian is great and then you tell me you don't know. Well, it can't be both. Unless you honestly don't know what you think. I am following similar lines here. I don't know if you CAN think. I shouldn't be too harsh on you. You may have been born in Tasmania, it is still part of Australia and how am I to know (apart from an educated guess) if your parents have a 'special' family arangements. If one man is an uncle on both sides of your family than I retract the my previous comment and replace it with fits of hysterical laughter.
Feel free to actually type words instead of useless acronyms. You have all the time in the world to leave a comment here. I refuse to accept that you didn't have enough time to write 'what the fuck' but still manage to put four exclamation marks at the end of the same sentence. Once again, I don't know how many fingers and if it makes it difficult to type.
My car was written off by an insurance agency and I have no idea where it is, but I do have a wad of cash to make up for it's disapearance. It might be in a ditch. It is more likely at an auction yard for sale as spare parts.
You don't need to tell me that you are a clown. You have made it (painfully) obvious.
I don't think I have actually met anyone from Hoppers. You make me happy of this fact.
I think I will turn down your invitation of writing back. Your response to this comment will give me an accurate judgement of your character.
To Max - You were right. I am the greatest person ever. I run a site that people comment on. People so stupid that they can inspire rage from an otherwise happy man. I am sure that this must be a good thing.
As far as I am concerned, both you and Jordan owe me eternally merely for my (optional) presence.
Even though you do like soccer (not everyone is perfect like me) you have been a good mate. Thanks for the encouragement.
To Jordan - I read your comment and all I can say in response is that I am great.
That was a lie. As long as nobody every has a dig on me for writing poetry I will express my gratitude to your (and everyone elses) kind words with a... haiku. I put numbers there so some of the lesser educated fools don't have to count on their fingers.
The Rone
I live to drink beer (5)
Bagpiping makes me a God (7)
Praise me or die, fools! (5)
First I was merely the greatest person who ever lived. Now I am the greatest haiku ever written. May 18 Too busy for you knobs.I have been absolutley flat out since last weekend and I am not even going to tell you buggers what has kept me busy. Quite simply, I am going to be typing until my fingers bleed for this update and I am not looking forward to it, but hey, eat shit.
To fume hombre - You hid you comment back a fair bit and threw around a few insults, and for once I am not going to be completely petty and argue them all.
Actually, after reading over your comment again, I can't really argue with being ill-mannered, hairy and smell. I actually pride myself on these qualities. Nothing says 'manliness' than being detected by odour before entering a room and the ability to survive blizzards using only your natural body hair for warmth. If anyone gets offended by my lack of manners than they are too over-sensative and don't deserve to partake in a conversation with me.
In regards to what articles I post and when, that decision is entirely mine, and frankly, I have had other things to post lately, and I have made an posting just about every single time I have logged on, and I don't feel the need to go to excessive work for you chops. Actually, I might write a whole metric tonne of 'this is my life' articles and never post them just to shit people.
Also, I haven't been to anyone's site lately, which explains nicely why I haven't been to yours. I might go there later. I am pretty bogged down with work at the moment and surprisingly, posting on a website when I have assignments due isn't my top priority.
To Max - Contrary to popular belief, I do go to your site and read the crap you write. Oddly enough, I enjoy reading it too. I really need to go and talk to a doctor about that.
For someone who doesn't care, you seem to comment a lot on the fact that I have been too lazy to link you to this site.
I have still been too lazy to go through all the sites on BOB that I want removed, but I imagine it is going to be a lot of them, perhaps all of them. Who knows? Well, I do for one.
My opinion on what sites should be listed has not changed from sites that I think are good. That's it. If I think they are good I will throw a vote in for it. If other judges think it is good they also will give it a vote. Since the idea of the judges is to hate stupid shit, than it is likely we will whittle out the crap sites.
Idealy, I judge my own sites and rate them right here, so helping other sites wouldn't be a hassel. I would rather do a warning site to stop shitness, but it would be too full
To Krusty - You have proved yourself an educated and sane individual by being impressed by my crap that I chose to let you peons wade through.
I hope the mixed feelings are involving you being torn between either giving my money or copious amounts of booze. I will rest your quandary and inform you that I will accept both.
I would like to think that the majority of people in this country have the ability to see through bullshit, but everyday I am proved wrong by some complete spastic.
Australia would do well by granting me freedom above the constraints of all law.
I may indeed comment on your site, but I will warn you that not many of my comments are usually positive on other people's sites, but hey, you invited me so I guess you're cool with it. I wonder what would happen if I left an intelligent comment that dissed things.
To fume hombre - I didn't even start with insects so why the Hell would I stick with them? Wouldn't that just be limiting my research capabilities by only sticking to one class of life?
You watching a moth take a leak on your carpet is of no use to me other than humour. I do know some people studying psychology who may be interested in speaking to you though.
To vegetariansareok - That is still the single worst username you could have come up with. Perhaps 'selfconductedlobotomy' would be a better handle.
Why were the only two people to comment on this article so blind to see that a worm and a snail aren't insects. Insects have six legs, snails and worms have none. Therefore I have only cut up one insect, and since that article I have cut up a pidgeon too, making it only one insect out of four organisms, which is equaly proportionate to all classes I have disected.
Birds crapping on people doesn't cut it I'm afraid.
Adam and I cut open a bird and we decided that since it had a closed circulatory system the 'bird juice' would be hard to locate as it's bodily fluids are seperated and not in just one big mix.
We theorised that there must be a previously undiscovered 'bird juice gland' that contained the (possibly anti) aphrodesiastic qualities we seeked.
We were lucky enough to actually discover the bird juice gland and I managed to spray it on Adam's face. Results were positive. We rock. All the more reason for me to drop out of uni.
Let's just take a moment to reflect that you are a vegetarian (presumably, if not, potentially brain damaged... or both) and an animal (bird) decided to take a shit on you because you were not eating enough animals.
To Jordan - I was hoping for a cruisy day until I saw the length of your comment.
I hate it how you start of lazy and hope for a short comment and you end up doing a long comment, which shows you weren't THAT lazy and you take away my laziness by making me respond to a huge article.
There was no logic in your defence of Annie, as was there a lack of logic in her annoying comment. Trust me, if there is one thing I am used to by now, it's people making useless illogical arguments/points that take up my time.
I was thinking Hydra juice, simply because they just kick extreme arse and are rivaled only by planerians. But if I can get my hands on a dragon fly, I will cut it up and spray the juices on people just for you Jordan. Remember that if any court cases suddenly spring up.
You could always attempt to send my the biscuits. Oh yeah, don't call them 'cookies' you imperialistic bastard! Here in Australia (I'm pretty sure Alice Springs is still part of Australia) we have biscuits not 'cookies', but hey, who am I to judge the A to 'Zee' of whats said on the 'sidewalk' these days.
Your dad is a butcher. That is so cool. Perhaps one of the coolest comments ever left on this site. Apart from stir fry (which I detest) I am in complete approval of his butchery. Next time you are in his shop, get him to randomly chop a large piece of meat for no reason. Meat is your friend.
I can't stand olives, but on the upside, that just means more olives for you, because if I did like olives, I would be going out of my way to eat them all. Instead of eating olives, I prefer to drink Guinness.
I have no opinion of Lleyton Hewitt. I don't like tennis (and thus tennis players), but since I don't watch them I don't know anything about him. If it makes you feel any better there is a chance his whole family could get wiped out in a joyous (erm, I mean tragic) road collision (erm, I mean accident.
Stealing Max's glory was a big part of it, but in case you couldn't tell, I enjoy frequenting your site, and even though they are a complete pain in the arse to respond to, the regularity of your comments is the highlight of the exact moment I see you have commented.
There is a 93% chance that Max is my illegitimate love child. Or perhaps it was a 93% chance that Max lives in South Australia. I always get those two mixed up.
I have neither peanut butter nor celery, so I will instead eat some yoghurt, followed by musli, and then at dinner time I will probably eat a cow or two. Perhaps a pig/goat.
On the topic of interpretive dance, I have just completed my first motion picture 'Spaghetti Spaghetti, An Interpretive Dance Spectacular in one act'. It is a master piece. Better than the Da Vinci Code.
I used to learn Chinese, and after four years, I would go as far as saying that I was completely shit house, but that didn't stop Rob and I from writting a (bad) Chinese song.
A relevent coresponding Haiku would be right up my alley.
I refuse to retract my comments on Annie's humour (if you want to call it that) and Max will be on the list when I get around to updating it. Perhaps you guys could study biotechnology quickly and come to Geelong to help ensure that I pass uni, if not I will keep placing my uni work above updating my space.
Small children looking for pictures of skeletons playing cards are now my target audience.
Rock on Jordan.
To fume hombre - I thought it had been established that I barely read your site, as such, I didn't plaigerise the idea, but I do like the fact that we think on the same page. When I get off my lazy arse I will come over and check out your work. My people will call your people.
I would like to believe that they kill the calf for the renet, if not, they should.
To Carly - I thought I already expressed my opinions on randomality. But then again, you probably think you aren't an idiot.
I didn't give the block of cheese 3+ of anything. I cut it up and ate it, that's what you do with cheese. You don't make it part of a mathematical equation.
I am thinking perhaps you were hit on the head with several blocks of substances significantly harder than cheese as a child. They make cheese into a block because it is easy to store and pack, thus making it a more efficient shape. Since you can fit more square shaped blocks of cheese onto a pallet than round blocks it is possible to transport more at a lower fuel to cheese ratio. So it was probably someone who possessed a brain who thought of making cheese into blocks. I will point out now that perhaps cheese was made into blocks before petroleum fuel was used, but steam engines and even donkeys use fuel to an extent.
If I was trapped in a mine and one of the first people I saw on my first night was Eddie Maguire I would rather be so drunk I couldn't remember it. Genius of them to get Eddie to fund this.
I think it is unAustralian to sell out your story. Utter bullshit.
How exciting can their story be? 'Hi, we were riding out crane-mobile and the rocks fell on it and trapped us. We kinda just sat around for 14 days'. Thrilling. I am waiting for the movie version. Hang on! I got to see it all for 14 days on live TV! I can never get that time back.
To Jordan - After that last idiot, ritualistic suicide looks like a smart idea.
I acknowledge that penguins can be shiny, and that they may be shiny for large periods of time, I am saying that it was a completely useless comment that took up my time and pissed me off. Thus waranting abuse from me on my own site.
To Max - Good work starting an assignment early. Are you sure you REALLY attend a university and aren't just making it up to sound smart? I didn't think any assignments got started until the night before.
At least you didn't start until about week 10 of the uni semester. That's pretty commendable.
My last assignment was the king of all assignments and I refuse to revere anyone elses work. Mine was that good.
I ended up getting a heap of extensions (and sleep deprivation) and got the thing in without losing a mark. I rule.
I will add you to the list soon, please stop crying.
To fume hombre - I like the way Deakin will inform you of every useless decision via the DeakinOnline webpage yet take forever to respond to an urgent question. I am yet to have an urgent question answered in less than two days. A month is pretty shit though. Hand in the report one month late and see how they like it.
To Jordan - Fucking Hell. Two. Great. There goes my lunch time.
My mates stood up for me one time while out drinking. I was a little bit upset as I wanted to punch the person who was annoying me and they kept us seperated.
Don't bother saving insects. As humans we have the right to kill any animal smaller than us.
The assignment kicked arse. I will get the official result to you as soon as I get it.
I am really looking forward to eating my next meal of meaty goodness. (Note how meat and meal are very similar words. This is not a coincidence).
If I respond with kindness it is because I have been writting this response for ages and want to stop, but alas, I feel the need to humour my public.
I panick at breathos because I feel nervous because I am pretty certain that at least 50% of my blood is composed of Guinness.
I was watching CSI the other day and was watching them pull a severed arm out of a meat grinder and other such fun and games and in the ad break a TAC ad came on and was less graphic than the TV show. I thought it was great. We see arms get pulled out of processing units by unemotional scientists and then expect to be shocked by a crashed car and someone with blood on their face. Great programming dipshits.
I'm done with this comment Jordan. Lunch time.
FINISHED. It only took me two and a half hours to write that. Pain in the arse. May 07 BOB is a good idea and other stories of useless crap.I am happy this week.
There were very few comments, yet just enough to warrant a comment response from me. This says that there is a general agreement with what I have written over the last week, which suggests the population on average has gained intelligence. Good work. Have a biscuit.
I may as well and get on with this crap since I have assignments that must be done.
To annie the blocaholic - I read back over the comment I origionally made to you and I still think I let you off rather light compared to how I would normally deal with a comment like that. I must be slipping in my old age.
I do not see the point in commenting unless it has some purpose or relevant feedback. I justified it because I felt at least Jordan should have some form of clearance in the matter. I have never taken an easy stance on people who come onto my site and waste my time, and I wasn't going to make a special case just because it was someone she knows/is related to.
I have said a good many times that I like to have a bit of an excessive go at people to see how they deal with it. If they have a bit of a stab back without being a complete retard and threatening to kill me I usually end up liking the person. People who run off and have a cry and/or just respond by making baseless threats and spouting rubbish tend to be the people I can happily live without. By my standards I was very light on you, and that was before I knew you were Jordan's cousin. I do actually like random humour, but it is so hard to actually make funny that I suggest most people not even bother with it. At least not on my site. Absurd humour can be absolutely hillarious as displayed by Monty Python and Big Train, yet you didn't succeed with amusing me and I let you know about it. I am picky with my humour and I would be quite happy if a lot of comedians out there decided to quit and find a usefull profession.
I don't expect you to be upset by what I wrote. I have to admit that I would probably feel a degree of satisfaction if you either:
a) Did actually take heed of what I said and became upset
or
b) Came back with something witty.
I do sit back and realise that at times I do make myself look like a dick and it is funny. I am capable of finding my own embarassing moments funny. I am a big boy, I don't upset too easily, although I can get quite defensive when annoyed.
To sum it up, if you don't have anything usefull to say, say it on someone elses site. I take the time and effort to respond to everyone's comment and it does take a lot of both time and effort and when someone leaves useless shit on my site it really does waste my time and it pisses me off, especially when it is just some random crap about penguins and their ability to be shiny. Basically, if you leave a comment, it will get responded to. If you leave a crap comment it won't get responded to in a friendly manner.
I thouroughly enjoy reading Jordan's work. She is indeed a unique individual and her look on life is quite refreshing. I find it quite an honour that she takes the time to come to my site and leave good feedback. I usually look forward to it, even though it takes me a bloody long time to respond to it all.
To fume hombre - My stance on vegetarianism hasn't changed. My lenience towards stupidity is still firmly in place.
To vegetariansareok - I disagree with your username. Perhaps 'Vegetarians are ok in a cheeky white wine sauce' would be a better username.
The Royal is now on the list. Cheers.
To fume hombre - I can't remember the last time I actually used the word 'chump' even though I used to love the TV ads with the Scottish terrier and the phrase 'So chumpy you could carve it'. I prefer to use the word 'chop' instead of 'chump'. May I suggest you not correct my spelling from this point further.
I am still at the fruit shop, but I would really like to give up my early Saturday morning shift. It would be great to get back to Irish and have a bit of a bender again without being worried about getting up at six.
To Nikki - I have no idea why you are iron deficiant. I am neither a doctor nor possesing enough information to diagnose a reason.
Vegetarians being iron deficiant is different from people who are iron deficiant being vegetarians.
To fume hombre - I take very little offence from the work on this site. Don't worry about it. Feel free to shit stir people.
Just don't respond to other people's comments in MY comments section chop. This is my site, I will do the responding. You have your own site, feel free to respond to them there.
To Max - When I saw that Jordan hadn't left a comment this week I felt a bit releaved as I thought it would be a short day, but you have filled her shoes quite well and I now need to go and get some food and drink and prepare to be at my desk for a while.
BOB is a good idea. I cannot stress this enough. Even if I have nothing to do with it, moreso especially if I have nothing to do with it.
A good space is clearly one that doesn't eat a bucket of shit.
It is a site that is coherent, has content that is either amusing (generally) or important.
The HTML of a site is useless when considering sites made with MSN Spaces. They are made to be generic templates to be filled in with unique content not with developmental coding. The whole 'pre-made' site aspect of MSN Spaces eliminates the need for any HTML at all. I don't think I have used ANY HTML since joining MSN Spaces despite the fact that I ran several websites built from the ground up using only notepad and my knowledge of HTML.
If a site involves swear words it should be noted in the description on BOB so the reader has the knowledge to chose whether or not they want to be exposed to course language.
It doesn't matter if people 'like' emo spaces, the idea of BOB was to collaborate GOOD sites. Some people like a lot of things that aren't good. I thought that one of the purposes of BOB was to bypass the type of people who do go to and make websites that are pieces of shit.
The social bunny made a comment that pissed me off. I still went to his site and read it. I don't remember hating it. Eventually it will be listed on my site as either a site I read, a site I might read or as a site that should be destroyed.
A site being good has nothing to do with whether or not I like it. Hunters and Collectors are a good band, do I like them? No, I hate just about everything they have ever released. Football is a good sport, do I like it? Not really, I can think of heaps of things I would rather do than go to a game of footy. Something being good has nothing to do with the degree of which you like/dislike it.
A better idea to decided on whether the site is worthy (this word works better than 'good' in the context of BON) of BOB it might be worth making a "BOB Council" who view the sites in question and perhaps some kind of majority or unanimous decision is needed to get on the BOB lists. That way there is a less chance that useless crap will get listed as long as the council is of decent quality.
Forcing a link is probably the shittest thing you could have done. If people like getting hits from BOB they will more than likely link it anyways. It will be getting a link from me if it still exists by the time I get around to it.
Spaces always start off slow. I used to get about ten hits a week for my first six months and now I can't remember the last time I got less than 150.
If you have a council you can at least shift the blame of mate's spaces getting linked. 'I like your site but the rest of the guys think it's a shit hole, oh well'.
The only list I have ever tried to get onto was Jordan's, and that was just to steal your glory of being listed as a rare bloke who writes well. I have never claimed that I am not an arsehole.
Mate, I have only added one link in ages, and not because I don't think there are no sites worth reading, I am just too lazy. Your site is destined to be on my approved list, I just haven't been arsed adding it yet. It will be there.
Don't lie to me though Max, I have seen how yu keep track of how many people link to you. You crave it. Deal with it.
You MUST resurrect BOB. Start a council. Keep it confidential and use that to sort the sites out. You said your goal was to get 100 sites linked. I think that is very acheivable and don't be afraid to get in the faces of your mates and tell them that their sites aren't good enough and that if they want them to be good enough than they have to work harder and put more effort in, thus making BOB a more stringent judge.
I doubt that anyone who is legally sane would find fault with my article about the eveolutionary beneficial advantages of eating meat and how it is out right not natural to not eat meat.
Cheers mate, I have been dying to be a bartender for a while now and after seeing a lot of my mates get jobs in the field has only made me want it more and now I live my dreams. I rule.
That took me way too long. Time to go and write about the changes in RNA sequences in Arabidopsis after various biotic and abiotic stresses. My life is so exciting. May 01 Why do you antagonise me?This is a complete waste of time. I only managed to make one non-comment response article over the week and I find myself giving in and getting back to the useless crap that you guys leave in my comment section.
I do have another cold at the moment so there is a good chance that I might be stuck home with nothing to do except write up a few articles for my amusement. Either that or sleep. I haven't decided which to do yet.
Anyway, here's the crap you wanted.
To Mr_Jack - I feel a bit sorry for you since you have to go to LINC considerably more than I, but that degree of sorrow is nearly immediatly countered by a feeling of almighty joy when I realise that I have no particular reason to ever go back there again.
I don't think it particularly matters what time I get to the games since it is a very rare occurance when I play. You guys have learned all you can from me. My services are no longer required.
To Manager - Wow, I cannot stress how much I like being called 'Master Rone'. It has a nice ring to it. I am now at odds as to whether I should opt to be called 'Master Rone' or 'Supreme Overlord'. The decisions I have to make are so painstaking.
Your page sounds a bit like the 'White Pages' which I have to admit is one of my favourite books to read in front of an open fire during the cold Winter months. I would go as far as saying that I support the 'White Pages' especially since there are a lot of McDonalds in there and it's hard to trace my name out of it.
I had a read over your rules and I am not particularly fond of the rule that states if I don't link to you than my site will not be listed. I didn't realise that when you said you were only linking good sites that you only considered sites good if they support you. Sounds like a bit of a sell out to me. If you were really concerned with whether sites were good or not you would not need criteria as fickel as 'does the site link to me?'. Reminds me of all the twelve year olds out there with their sites that constantly hassel people to link to them with the promise that they will link in return just so they can get as many links out there wo their own b-grade site.
In your efforts to remove dodgy sites from MSN have you considered harassing other sites until they put their site on private access only so random people cannot access them at all? I find that this works very well.
I would like the power to remove any site from your directory for no other reason than 'i don't like them'. I think this would garner greater participation from me.
I do agree with you that my site is the greatest ever made by anyone at any stage in history and I do indeed hate retards. (It is worth noting that by mentioning 'retards' I am not refering to mentally handicapped people, but instead people who are clinically mentally fine and yet choose to act like a complete dickhead ie; Ian Thorpe. I mean no offence to actually retarded individuals by refering that they are similar to Ian Thorpe, for that I am truly sorry).
I think that I will humour you and put in a list that speaks of your site in a derogatory manner, for you did not mention that positive support of your directory is required.
I have no real desire to sieze control of MSN however. Many people seem to hate them, but I have no ill feelings towards them. They give me an easy to use website development system for free, and what can I say, I like free shit.
If I start recieving more knobs commenting on my space thanks to you linking to me you will be the first to hear about it.
I don't like the way you are trying to syphon off my loyal readers. I am a possessive jealous man (with bad spelling) and I don't want anyone sharing my precious readers. My link to your site will be in the hardest place to access on my site so I comply with your rules and my fan base stays mine. I like that plan.
As I said, if you are truly concerned about making your directory anything other than a sham than you will not require a link from participants.
Reading your comment was a waste of time, and I am well aware that I don't need to respond to any comments made by anyone. I do so because I chose to and my choices are far superior to anyone elses.
To Jordan - Good to have you back. I will now go and gather a copious amount of food as responding to your comments always takes a good deal of time away from my busy schedule of sitting around and staring blankly at the wall.
I don't mean this to be particularly harsh, but the fact that Annie is your cousin bears no impact on my comments made about her. I did note that she was random, yet I did not appreciate that she was random, and I am yet to appreciate that she is random and I will probably never appreciate that she is random. Non-senssical random comments do not impress me one bit and I do not apologise for that. I think it has been made fairly clear in the past that if someone makes a comment that I do not appreciate I let them know it. The fact that your comments and even the articles posted on your site display very good structure and coherency does you much justice in my opinion, yet the fact that you cannot pass these same lessons onto your young apprentice is a little bit sad. It takes a far greater control of 'random humour' than saying that penguins can be shiny to get my respect. If I went to a comedy show (which I occasionally do) and they came out with a comment like penguins can be shiny I would boo them. I am not being specifically cruel to your cousin, I am simply not selling out my character beleifs based entirely on relations to people who I respect.
When it boils down, she made a comment of entirely no value on my site and you claim she did not do it to entertain me, than may I ask what the purpose of the comment was? And I will ask one further question; what do I normally do when someone makes an entirely useless comment on my site?
As you can see I did not go out of my way to be harsh to her but I stayed true to how I respond to comments I do not like and I make no apologies for it. A little bit of research (or perhaps even some wise words from the person who took her on as an apprentice) would have pointed this out to her. She may be a very lovely person, but from her comment this was not evident and all that was achieved was that she annoyed me. Perhaps she could display her lovliness to a greater degree by a plethora of flattering comments as opposed to random gibberish that can only induce annoyance from someone who actually appreciates humour.
I am not messing with family loyalty. I did not attack her for no reason. She made a crappy comment and I responded in a manner in which I respond to all crappy comments. I don't recall a time when I asked you to turn your back on her. If she makes a good comment then she will recieve good feedback, but you know me better than that Jordan. You know how I act when someone annoys me. Don't claim that I am playing with family loyalty.
More importantly I would like to put on my serious face and act all stern and ask very nicely for you not to compare me criticising bad random humour with the appreciation of ANZAC day. In no way is the lack of politeness towards annoying comments comparable to paying respect to the men and women who gave their lives serving this country so we can live in freedom. I find that comparison insulting. There are a countless amount of jokes about bagpipes, and many of them quite funny, but anyone who can make jokes or criticise the ANZACs is a cold heartless bastard who does not even deserve to live in this great country of ours.
I am glad I made it on your list, especially when it detracts from Max's glory a bit. That is always the highlight of my day.
Your antagonising has been noted. At least you like my site.
Unless someone annoys me or is incredibly stupid I am usually nice to them. I just have very little tolerance for stupidity.
I really have to get off my arse and go down to the video rental shop to rent 'Napoleon Dynamite' so I can sit back on my arse and watch it.
There was a degree of shock when I saw how small your last comment was. I thought the whole world had gone topsy turvey, but then I realised that Ian Thorpe was still a knob-jockey and everything made sense again.
Next time you run out of words I expect a comment comprised entirely of interpretive dance. How you make that comment is your own problem.
I like disecting things, and I usually don't get freaked out by the site of my own blood, yet it is a whole different story when I see another person bleeding. We still get to disect some birds and fish this year. I look forward to it, yet I doubt it will compare with the creepy satisfaction gained from peeling the skin from a cane toad.
My good mates know who everyone in my stories are, and everyone else can go get stuffed.
One of my most hated things are shitty sites that go one about how great all their friends are and basically crap on about people I have never met and thus remove all desire to meet them. I feel the best kind of story is the one that can involve someone you have known for years and just give the information needed for the story instead of side-tracking with useless information that detracts from the overall story.
I don't particularly like writing about the mundane. I find it boring. The world has no particular desire to know what I eat for breakfast or where I buy my pants from. I do find your articles to be about the obscure mundane and makes for good reading.
I would have to say that I was torn between missing you and enjoying the hours of free time gained from not writing incredibly huge comment responses.
I was mistaken about the link to Max's site. I will eventually get around to it. Maybe.
To the-social-bunny - Wow. To think I made all the effort of explaining how much I don't like bad random humour only to have some other chop do it too.
These are the exact kind of posts that waste everyone's time.
However, I don't know what to say about this one. It is pure shit. Perhaps I will be extremely fortunate and find out that the cock who made that comment was hit by a bus and I no longer have to deal with the utter crap that they obviously find themselves clever posting.
I might find myself luckier still and find that perhaps that BOB website crap will stop sending dickheads who make useless random comments onto my site.
Finally, I will stop short and offer one suggestion for you mate. Go and get a short length of rope. Tie one end aroung the hand railing of a large bridge and tie the other end firmly around your neck. Then just jump over the railings and see if you can write a useless comment before you run out of air.
To Jordan - Again.
The whole staying up thing didn't work out too well. I wasn't late, but it was close.
Regardless of your small child, I hope both of you took some time to reflect on the sacrifices made by the men and women who laid down their lives for us all.
I used to be a night person, but thanks to work and uni, I have found myself naturally waking up early and alas, falling asleep early too. Oh well, it happens to the best of us. And by 'the best of us' I am of course refering to me.
Your aunt is the exact kind of vegetarian that I hate with all the passion I can muster. I am glad that you can see the amazing nutritional value that is gained from eating other animals.
I was struck with an interesting thought the other day when sushi was mentioned. Sushi is wrapped in seaweed, which is an algae, not a plant as often mistaken. The plant kingdom is the kingdom eaten by vegetarians and I was curious as to whether vegetarians were opposed to eating organisms from the kingdom protista, which is the kindgom algae is from. Just seemed odd to me that they would discriminate openly against the animal kindgom and yet gorge themselves on the organism of other kingdoms.
This may seem a bit of a back flip, but my problem with vegetarians is very specific. If someone doesn't want to eat meat, go ahead, but don't be a retard and pretend it's ethically better for animals and don't you dare stop me from eating my beloved meat. I had a lamb shank with extra gravy the other day and it was to die for. Well, at least the lamb died. I had to hold it by the bone and tear the meat off the bone with my teeth. I felt like a big brave caveman. I liked that feeling.
Even vegetarians will die one day and all those little worms that are out for a good meal will have a great feast on them regardless of how nice to animals the vegetarians thought they were during life.
Thank you for taking the effort to observe the proper respect for the ANZACs.
Every time I had a drink while on the medication I got the flu. That's not very fun, but at least I have finished my course of drugs now.
To Spewgirl - My best effort in killing ants involved a home made flame thrower made from a cigarette lighter and a can of deoderant. It took my a minute to realise that I was burning them off the wooden skirting board, but they didn't come back in a hurry.
Anyone who can eat the Irish Murphy's Irish Stew with a pint of Guinness is nothing short of a hero in my books.
To fume hombre - It doesn't matter that they don't eat much, especially since they don't come in and eat as opposed to taking all the food they can and stockpiling it in their nest.
The moral is that the crumbs they take are mine, and I reserve the right to eat them if I feel the need. I hate the way ants are organised. I hate ants. End of story. I used to let spiders run lose in my room so they would eat any ants that came in.
I don't know what to think of that BOB website. I will investigate it a bit more.
To Christine - For some reason I find ants on my arm all the bloody time. And not as if they crawled off my sleeve. In the middle of my arm. It freaks me out. I just have to squash ants one at a time. It can take ages.
It's good to hear that you are better again.
I drank twice while on the medication and both times resulted in me getting a cold. That was no fun. But I finished the medication today, so as soon as my cold goes away I'll be apples.
To Nikki - I have already been told about my typo. I is just habit for me to put a 'g' after 'in'. I don't think I am going to change it for a while. Just to rile people up.
Are you suggesting there was something weird about serving three non consecutive terms as prime minister in the space of ten years?
That's all I can be fucked writing today boys and girls. Remember, if you are ever feeling upset, send me money. I like money. April 22 I don't have time for this crap.I've been doing a fair amount of amusing crap over the past few days and you get to hear about none of it now as I still feel compulsed to write responses to the shit you leave on my site. Too many of you bastards left rubbish and now I have to waste my valuable time getting back to you tools.
To annie - I suppose you think you are one of those clever people who think complete randomness is hillarious. I cannot stress how little I was amused when I read the crap you wrote on my site. You have successfully wasted my time and you didn't even do it well. I suggest you crawl back to wherever it was you came from and work on some kind of coherent comedy and not rely on useless absurdism-esque randomality.
To Nikki - All I ate were some peanuts and a calamari ring. I figure eating a highly devolped mollusc constituted as a life sacrificed to me on my birthday. It hurt to swallow but it was worth it. Most of the food was actually prepared by my cousin who is a damn good chef. She also laughed at my attempts to be a bartender, but I still might prove her wrong on that one.
Actually, Anna has cooked me some very fine meaty dishes for various meals. I still don't like vegetarians. I haven't let one person change my beliefs before and it's not going to happen now. I really don't agree with vegetarianism and I don't see why dickheads out there can accept that the un-natural removal of meat from a diet can be more morally justified than a stance to include meat into more aspects of a diet based on a belief. It's a stupid double standard that the over sensitive public plays on so it doesn't hurt anybody's feelings. It's a waste of time and I think the vegetarians can either pick the meat out of their meals and give it to me to eat and appreciate or just eat it themselves and stop denying themselves the best part of the human diet: The ability to cultivate other organisms for no other reason than to eat them.
To Christine - Thank you for your birthday wishes. It is indeed observant of you to notice that 21 is not as old as 19.
I didn't really celebrate my 19th. I went to the pub with Jack and we had a few pints and then I went home and went to bed. Brilliant.
Enjoy your homework, but not as much as your party.
To April - Thank you. I did have a very wonderful party. It was great to see some of my mates that I haven't had a chance to have a talk to in ages.
Thanks for coming along and I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Sorry I wasn't in better health and able to be a bit of a more active host, but hey, you said you had fun, so it couldn't have been too bad.
To fume hombre - Don't get me started on the Intelligent Design Theory. ANYBODY on the face of this planet who agrees with the Intelligent Design Theory is a completely spasticated dip shit who must have been dropped on their head repeatedly soon after birth. It is complete bullshit that requires a complete lack of thinking and logic to be believed by any human EVER.
To Nikki - I watch about 2 games of football a year. I don't think I could even name more than ten current players. I really don't care at all, and the only satisfaction I get from football is stirring up other people and/or seeing them get disapointed when their team loses. I haven't been to a game in over six years, I just don't care who wins, etc. The fact that you have been riled up enough to come to my site to comment on your teams performance is a victory to me. You got stirred up enough to justify your support of a bunch of strangers. I win.
I never listen to footy commentry. I drive with my radio off. I hate it. If my tape deck worked I would listen to old cassettes instead of the football. Care factor: Zero. I only know that Sydney won the grand final last year because I was hoping they would lose so Hamish would get upset.
In regards to the dawn service, just walk to my place by 3:00 am that morning and I will happily drive you. Hell, I will even come and pick you up so now there is no excuse for not being there. Sarcasm is not appreciated in regards to the bagpipes and esspecially not when it comes to the respect due to Australian soldiers who died fighting for our country.
To Jordan - Finally, I am on the lost. All my hard work detailing my criminal past have paid off.
Funnily, the balaclava bandit story was mentioned in a very apologetic (and humourous) speech by Russ at my 21st. Once again, brilliant.
I am actually honoured to a degree that I am seen as one of two blokes who are able to write coherently by your standards. A God amongst men.
Max has a link way down the bottom somewhere. I will be deleting it later and putting it in my new classification system, but that sounds like effort so he will stay where he is for now.
To Max - Once again, no joking in regards to the ANZACs. I take this very seriously.
To fume hombre - The only thing I can recall actually being banned doing is buying movie tickets at Villiage with nothing but 5c pieces. They made me walk to the bank and cash it in for higher currency.
Sorry mate, I didn't realise that you suffered from head trauma. If you expect a pub across the road from a football ground that sells beer way less than what the footy does will do LESS business on a day when football is not near it is just ridiculous.
If people are going to be drinking at the footy they can drink before and after and the best bet when going to Kardinia Park is to get to the pub early to avoid the traffic rush and then walk over close to the game time to get your seat, and then when you leave go back to the pub and call your lift and tell them to come down in an hour or two after the traffic has died down. Better yet, get a taxi.
On days when the footy isn't at home people are more likely to stay at home and listen to it on the radio than go to the pub. When the games at home they are already out and about so the pub is more convenient. Think about it.
LINC is about as great as Ian Thorpe is tolerable.
To Max - If the point of my article was a stop on a train-line, you not only missed it, but you fell asleep in the carriage and ended up at the end of the line several hours away.
I'm not going to explain this to you. Just note down that LINC is shit and never, ever go there. Unless someone's car breaks down or if I get conscripted to play, I never intend on going back there.
Wow, I finished this in just one day. I would claim I was being efficiant, but I know 'half-arsed' sums it up better.
Later. April 16 You're lucky I can't talk.Well, here we go then. I am now older than I have ever been before and I could be kind and fill you in on what happened on Friday, but I am not going do. Due to me being pedantic I am going to do a comment response and make all you bastards pay for leaving crap on my site. (Note the great mood I am in).
No point beating around the bush. Here's what all you freaks want; useless crap:
To Sticko64 - See how I put a 't' instead of an 'r' this time. Since you have been a champ in the past I actually went back and corrected your name in the post which is actually a first.
The Clarendon does have a big screen TV and I assume they show Fox Footy, but I didn't ask them and I didn't manage to get to my trial there this weekend so I didn't get a chance to see for myself. It was probably a good thing considering a B-grade team like Hawthorn getting lucky and winning.
I'll let you know when I am due for a re-trial so you can come in and check out the venue for yourself.
To Sarah - Were you aware that the username that you post under is almost as annoying as you? What is the point of having 'x''s and a heap of underscores and brackets around your name? In the end it's still a boring name, with all the extra crap it's plain old tedious.
I do hate a lot of things. Why shouldn't I? There is a lot of stupid shit out there. Am I just supposed to embrace it and thereby making myself stupid? No way! I am entitled to hate things that don't appeal to me. If there weren't people out there hating things stupid shit would be too prevalent.
You must be a bit simple in the head if you have been reading my site and missed the things I do like. I will state a few for you: Guinness, bagpipes (I usually stress this one a lot), people who aren't really stupid bastards, 1980 VB Holden Commodores, biotechnology, Irish Murphy's, bartending, Jibberish, Spoonman, driving, cycling, rock climbing and many, many more things. On a further note, under what obligation am I under to conteract everything I don't like with things I do like? The answer is I don't. One of the reasons I list lots of things I don't like is so people know not to bring it up around me because I don't like it. Feel free to bring up stuff that I don't hate because I like that. See how that makes sense. If I put up a list of things I did like it would basically be saying I want my conversations to be exclusively about these things, when instead I would rather talk about anything BUT the things that piss me off.
The one problem is stupid bastards like you come along and want me to justify why I don't like something. Feel free to sit down and write out a huge list of everything YOU like and dislike along with a complete, concise explanation of why you feel that way. Then roll up that document, turn it sideways and shove it right up your arse. Then I will consider the desire to completely justify how I feel or act to a stranger who is stupidly curious as to why I mention there are things I don't like.
The point of mentioning that Ian Thorpe is a cock face is because he IS a cockface. Congratulations mate, you can swim and the TV stations love you. Does that make you a good person? No. It makes you an arrogant tool. No offence to Russ, but I really have no time for swimming. I have no real time for any professional sportspeople. They essentially play games for a living and are heroes for it. Go and watch amateur sportspeople. The real people who have to work a real job during the week and play because the love the sport, not because some major team is giving them a huge sum of money to do so.
I wouldn't get me started on skateboarders. The degree of which I don't like professional sportsmen is shadowed by the giant degree of contempt I have for cockspanks who make a career out of playing with children's toys such as skateboards. They contribute nothing to society at all are I am sure it has been scientifically proven that they are a waste of oxygen and should be hit hard over the head with a cricket bat.
I don't want Ian Thorpe to read my site, I don't like the dickhead. I doubt my site is 'fully sick' enough for him anyway.
I am going to assume that you are at least partially retarded in thinking that 'Tony Hawks' is going to be against what I write. Tony Hawks is a British commedian for whom I have a lot of respect and from what I can gather he is sick to death of braindead knobjockeys thinking he is a wanker who rides skateboards for a living. Perhaps you got a brilliant commedian such as Tony Hawks mixed up with the arse bandit named Tony Hawk? Wow, he must be so popular and skateboarding so amazing if you managed to fuck up the name of their posterboy. Please, don't insuly me by confusing people with talents with that of 'fucksticks' (I think that's how you put it) like Tony Hawk.
Hating is a good thing. Irrational hating is not a good thing. If you mean to tell me that this world would not be a better place without Ian Thorpe and skateboarders then I simply don't know what to do. You appear to be able to read and write but apparently lack a brain.
To Christine - I always take time to respond to comments, especially for the people who take the time to read my rubbish and take the time to make coherent comments. Actually, it seems to be the idiots that get the biggest blastings from me. It appears the clever people know not to piss me off and hence get short polite replies. Well done, you outsmarted the system.
I was only stirring about the 'oh my God' stuff. If religion has served any purpose in my life it has been for a good laugh. Actually, that sounds a bit harsh, religion is pretty important, I am just under the firm beleif that it is all a scam and completely corrupted, but that shouldn't stop people from being kind to others for whatever reason.
Just remember that your site belongs to YOU (and Microsoft Corporation) and you call the shots. Stand up to anyone giving you crap, it can be a lot of fun, and even if I don't comment on everything I tend to read just about everything posted by most people who comment regularly read this site. I beleive that it is a good thing to support the people who support me.
I hope the site goes well for you.
To fume hombre - Australia is a free country. That means you're free to take the weekend off work and get drunk while watching football while I pour beer. I am sure that's in the constitution somewhere.
Well, my team didn't go to well yesterday and I am sure Sticko is quite disappointed.
I am pretty sure the job is mine, I have to talk to them later in the week when I am feeling a bit better.
To Nikki - I was asleep for the duration of the game in a drug induced haze so I am guessing you didn't see me at the pub.
Unfortunatly there was nothing for me to recover from after my 21st.
It was a terrible time to get ill. Too sick to drink, it's a long weekend, I had a job trial, I was offered a part playing basketball in the movie John was in and I may have to miss another party tonight. Terrible timing. I will definately have to improve on this next time I contract a disease.
Thanks for the birthday wish.
To Max - To work on your point clarification:
1) If you do manage to get to the bar I am working at and I am serving you you will definately get a free beer. As long as you give me some cold hard cash for it. I don't like giving away free beer when I am working behind a bar, but I would more than happily buy you a beer when I knock off. I usually find that a better alternative as I can drink too and not have to watch me mates get pissed while I am working.
2) My bagpipes cost $1,025 (including drone enhancers) and if someone punched a hole in the bag part I would definatly punch a hole in their head part.
3) It was a bacon double cheeseburger pizza from Pizza Hut. It has about four different types of meat on it. Probably the second meatiest next to meat lovers.
Thanks for the birthday message. It seems a bit slack of the locals not getting here before you especially since you are in a timezone half an hour behind most of the people here. They are just slack. From what I can understand, most of them went out drinking the night before so I would be surprised if any of them were awake at the time.
Feeling like a great human being eh? Welcome to my world.
There probably isn't going to be too much knighting going on around me. I am a proud republican and have no time for any of the royal family.
To Sticko64 - My phone is nearly always on. It's not too bad though, I usually get up fairly early in the morning and I fell back asleep pretty soon afterwards.
To fume hombre - Cheers mate.
Out of curiousity, are there bells out there that actually follow a religion, or are the bells atheistic by choice?
Well, thats all for me today. I imagine there will be more useless crap from me over the next few days if I am still unable to talk. April 11 One more time with feeling.I probably spend more time trying to think of a new title for a plain old comment response article than pausing to reflect on the crap that I am spilling out into the actual article itself. I was a little bit busier making articles this week and thus had plenty of comments and I fear that once again, it is going to take me a while to get back to everyone. I am considering hiring an angry ape that can type to do this part of my work, but it does always make my day when an idiot posts on here and I have to remind them that they are too stupid to be allowed to exist for much longer. While I am on the topic of idiots...
To Shanz - Perhaps if I cared whether or not it was you or your pet gorilla that made the death threats. But the death threats were made by ape boy after I asked you (with justification) to shut up. But alas, you were too stupid to heed that advice and kept crapping on. Now some absolute clown wants to club my head in. May I point out that I annoy a lot of people and many of them want to club my head in, and as of yet NONE of them have been able to club my head in. Isn't that enough of a hint for you tools to not even attempt anything? There are enough details of my life to track me down quite easily on this site, and as of yet nobody has jumped out to fight me, and rightly so. Just admit defeat and walk away with your tail between your legs and save me the trouble of having to write a report stating that a gang of thugs tried to hurt me because I told some annoying pain in the arse to shut up. Everything I did say about you was true. You were annoying. You still are annoying. Tomorrow, no doubt, you will continue to be annoying. You should just shut your stupid mouth and go play in traffic for a while. I have very little tolerance for complete spastics like you and thug friend. You went onto someone elses site and annoyed the shit out of everyone who reads that site so I told you what everyone wanted to say to you. This world would be a better place if you were simply not a part of it. Notice how none of that is a threat, merely suggesting you should remove yourself, because I sure as Hell can't be bothered being in contact with you or the thug to do it myself. Correction to your irrelevant drivel, if I don't like what you post on Christine's site YOU should shut the fuck up and go and cry in the corner. You are kidding yourself if you think that I want to read about you hurting someone elses feelings. Sure I don't know you on a deep and personal level, but I guarantee you, if I did know you on a personal level and I saw you acting like that to ANYONE I would give you a good whack to the side of the head and tell you to pull your head out of your arse. Do me a favour and just fuck off you stupid pain in the arse. I would be highly surprised if you have any mates beyond monkey boy if this is how you treat people.
To Jordan - Ahh, at least you are both pleasant and intelligent. There is very little blood in my history at all. I don't particularly like blood. I can deal with my own blood and the blood of whatever I happen to be disecting, but seeing anyone else's blood kind of creeps me out so I try to avoid it. I am a bit insulted that you suggest that I should make things up. I don't think I have ever made up anything for this site. Well, except for the story of Spoonman. I may have slightly changed a few details of his life story. I can't be bothered to check if your comment was more or less than 100 words, but it certainly was longer than any other post I received over the last week. My spelling has come under scrutiny before and I will still stand by my system that I will bow down and admit to be a horrible speller when my spelling mistakes number more than 5% of my total posts. I think it was 5% I agreed to, it may have been 1%, but at last check, my worst figures were 0.9% which was a big jump from my 0.3% average. Sure I make plenty of mistakes, but I write a lot of words and the vast majority of them are right. My grammer on the other hand is pretty poor. That usually means that if I spot grammatical mistakes in someone elses writing than it must be pretty bad. I feel a bit bad because I didn't notice that you don't capitalise after full stops on my site. I usually get so occupied by reading the vast volume of text that you post that the capitalisation just slips right past me. I made a special update and put you on my approved list, and I have noticed that you are yet to note my site as worth reading. May I suggest that you make a new list just for my site. You could call the list 'sites worth worshipping'. Yeah, I like the sound of that. If you are suggesting I have no life because I set asside several hours on a weekend to respond to complete strangers that write comments on a mass produced website that I maintain, then you are probably correct. After uni and work all week I find it quite relaxing to sit down and write complete rubbish for a while, and it pleases me no end that there are clowns out there who take the time to read my crap, and in rare cases, even respond to what I have to crap on about. I smile on the inside. I have stated before that I think sites that talk about the mundane parts of life are boring. Well, maybe that was a bit rough, I always downplay all thos positive feelings. I don't think anyone wants to hear about who I like at the moment, or who I find lovely or who I can't get out of my brain and drives me nuts because I need to get work done instead of sitting around fawning over them. I share my feelings with the people that count in private, I don't want my feelings about people I like out there in the public domain too much. Last thing I need is to say something stupid over the internet and get someone riled up and have them harass someone I like over it. Unless you post your name on the internet I'm not going to give anymore than your first name. I know perfectly well who fume hombre is, but he never posts his real name, so I only call him fume hombre on this site. His proper name has been mentioned over the site a couple of times, but never when communicating with him, only as a character in the stories I tell here. The fact of the matter is that I only talk about certain things with people who have opinions that I value highly and I don't want feedback on things from people who could be out there just to start trouble. I have my friends for support and I use the internet to entertain as opposed to reach a satisfactory solution for a problem I might be having. It's not smoke and mirrors, just one angle of my life. I leave bits out, but the stuff that's on this site is still all true and all me, you just don't get the stuff that I trust to my friends or other close relationships. At least you managed to stop before your comment got too long. I still have a heap of other people to get back to and a whole heap of other shit to get to today.
To Max - I compliment people if they deserve it. Unfortunatly I find that I am surrounded by idiots on the internet and this can put me in a really great mood for ripping into the occasional commentor. Your site keeps me amused, which is more than I can say for many people. My job is to abuse idiots. Unfortunatly most idiots tend to be people. Or was it most people tend to be idiots. Bah, I forget, I better play it safe and assume that everyone is an idiot, thus giving myself free reign to abuse anyone I want, which is what I do anyway. Isn't justification a wonderful thing? Despite the fact I was let off for my crimes, I would like to see harsher penalties. Could you imagine how many people would be ripping off the government if the policy was to remove the reproductive organs of anyone who was caught cheating on dole payments. I think the amount of people doing work on the side would drop dramatically. On the topic of drunkness, I plan to reach that goal at some stage tonight. Hopefully without spending money.
To Spewgirl - Howdy, how's things? (You don't need to answer that). Glad to hear that you will now take the effort to ellaborate what you want to say instead of making acronyms to express emotion. I think I have spoken about my privacy a lot more than what I intended ever talking about on my site, and frankly, I know that you have my email address so you can stop being lazy and email me and I'll gladly have a chat to you about it all. Your comment seemed to ramble on and I have no idea what to say about it. I will say that things are really good for me right now, well, except financially, but that's always shit for me. Later.
fume hombre - We were told that if the cops thought we were going to pull the gun on them that they were permitted to shoot us and if they saw us enter a building they had to call S.O.G., which would not have been very much fun for us at all. It might just be me, but I am not too keen on having some buggers smash in windows and come storming around a house full of tear gas looking for me.
To Nikki - Perhaps I wasn't on my death bed, but I was in my actual bed with some pretty bad stomach aches and feeling generally lousy. I think I had some funky food on Sunday night. Basically I wanted to vomit whenever I stood up. I don't particularly think it's very responsible for me to go into a lecture hall with other people if my condition is contagious.
To Christine - It wasn't so much you opening a can of worms as much as certain other people being a pain in the arse. You don't need to apologise for them. Don't take the blame for other people being stupid, they dug their own hole and acted like a pack of tools, so let them bask in it. There's no point giving up just because people are annoying. In fact, you should keep going just to see what can be stirred up. Make some feathers fly. They are the ones that look stupid in all of this. I hope your car battery doesn't end up being too big a drama, and I will let you wander off now.
To Sticko64 - Glad that you read it. Your time has officially been wasted by me. Shouldn't we be getting some study done?
To Nikki - Refer to the comment made to Sticko64.
To fume hombre - Your site manager sounds like a smart man. Somebody needs to knock the vegetarians off their moral high-horse and I hope I live to see the day.
To Max - I am glad that at least three people had their time wasted. It validates my existence when I think that people have delayed doing something constructive because of my ramblings.
To Repeat_Offender - You must lead a pretty amazing life. To think that someone of your mental capacity actually has the ability to type something that remotely resembles a sentence.
To fume hombre - I would rather go into a test with a complete undertanding of most of the aspects rather than a less than perfect understanding of all the aspects. My marks will probably come out a bit average from this, but there is still a long way to go before the unit is done.
To Christine - As an atheist I will assume that when you say 'Oh my God' that it is just a figure of speech. As far as I am concerned Gavrilla is all hot air and if he feels the need to stand outside a pub all night with a gang to wait and jump me after I have spent all night drinking than he is more pathetic than when he just goes around making death threats to people who tell annoying pains in the arse to shut up. I will just assume that I am everyone's favourite comment maker as I tend to make my comments on everything known to everyone, but to be a favourite mysterious stranger kicks a bit of arse. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. My weekend was pretty good and there will probably be an article all about it really soon, hopefully tomorrow providing I stop being lazy.
To Nikki - You may have got a lot of the answers on that first day, but that day that you went into town with Pete and there were a few other spec people at the group work table was a real eye opener and we all got a Hell of a lot of work done in that hour. It may have made the difference. The test was easier than every single question in that practice selection that we were given. Better luck next time.
To Spewgirl - I nearly died piping due to my upset stomach, but I made a bit of noise and that made me happy. I know you haven't been to Geelong before and I am aware that Geelong is considered rural, but we don't generally have cows and sheep on our cricket fields, but I do agree with one thing, meat is great. Thank you for your encouragement with the test. I will gladly sign autographed photos for half price for you next time we meet.
To Bea - Thank you for cluttering up my comments with non-working HTML, it was just what I was lacking. Judging by all the HTML commands for what appears to be a link to an image and no actual image appearing, I too would agree that it didn't work. I am glad that you realise that Ian Thorpe would serve a better purpose in life as a speed hump. The ugly bastard has a face like a bashed crab and I can't wait for him to suffer from some huge swimming related injury, preferable human spontaneous combustion. Well, I can't have too many best friends. You better remember to call me on my birthday. There is usually Hell to pay for my close mates who forget my birthday. Plus, it is also tradition for my mates to buy me a beer at Irish on my birthday, so I will see you there. I hope your art exam thing went well.
To Just Jen - All I can say is 'Wow'. I have had a member of the general public recognise me. I don't know if I am impressed or freaked out. Either way I think it is very cool. I suppose the next stage is for someone to come up to me on the street and say 'Hey! You're that knob who runs that crappy website'. I await the day. Good to hear you are doing animal biology. That means you get to put up with Adam and I every second week in lab fumbling through classes and trying to decide whether a planerian or a hydra would win in a fight. Ahh, it is definately one of my favourite classes. I am pretty confident that I did well in the test and I hope you went well too. At least the dodgy question payed off for someone.
To Max - Sorry buddy, it seems like other people delegated me as their best friend. To the best of my knowledge I haven't claimed who MY best friend is, so it may very well be you Max, and I won't clarify this topic anymore just so I leave you in doubt as to whether you are or not.
Wow, this actually took me four days to type so there are a few timeline inconsistancies in there and I don't care. I doubt anyone reads EVERYTHING in a comment response anyways. April 01 Here we go again.Well, it has been a busy week for me. I spent a large portion of it sleeping. And an even larger portion studying while I was wishing I could be sleeping instead.
I have had a quick read through the comments this week, and Jordan hasn't disapointed me and posted another incredibly long comment, and thus, this will be quite a long comment response. So enough dicking about, let's get to it.
To Spewgirl - I am in a huge amount of financial trouble for the next couple of months, but I assure you, when I get a bit of money to myself, finding a good hat will be a priority. Especially so I can get rid of that shitty truckers hat that I have been forced to wear just to keep my hair under control.
The people who pour the beers are very important people. The pint pullers are the foundation of any good craic.
Wow, a giant piper, a dragqueen wife and a dog playing the pipes! I would love to see that!
To Max - I'll let you get away with your cheap advertising. That's right, it's not free, there is a bill in the mail. I will let you get away with it, because you seem to have a sense of humour that actually incorporates some kind of mental stimulation. Good work.
For anyone who is not in my favour, don't post a comment unless you have something to say that is relevant. In Max's case, he had news that I wanted to hear, the rest of you can go cram it.
Actually, my vistitor's per post made by me ratio has been quite high lately, but I am sure it will be boosted that little bit more by your site being back in action. I still can't believe I am a famous 'A-lister' just because you find it funny that I abuse people. Don't worry. I will keep up the good work.
To Jordan - In regards to my neighbours, they actually like the fact that I play the pipes. One of my neighbours had a son who died at about my age in a car accident, and he was a highland side drummer in a pipe band, so they like it when I belt out a few tunes every now and then. It seems to be only a minority who have the guts to whinge about the sound of the pipes, most people love to hear an occasional tune.
Playing the pipes is relaxing. It is a very satisfying feeling knowing that you are being loud and obnoxious... all in the name of art, and people let you get away with it. The nap is like a bonus.
I developed a very good strategy for when things build up in my head. I stress out and go nuts, usually drink too much and pick fights. This is not to be confused with when I am in a jovial mood and drink a lot in good spirits and start fights because I enjoy seeing fights.
I just recently read 'Catch 22' and thouroughly enjoyed it. I usually have to read big fat science texts, so I don't really read to many novels, but I do strongly recommend 'Catch 22' to everybody who ever lived, except illeterate people as there are no pictures in the book.
Actually, I DON'T like happy endings, but it's not because I am anti-happy. It is because I am sick of everything in movies and books having happy endings. I love it when a script writer or an author takes a chance and fucks everyone over in the end. 'Shogun' by James Clevell is a masterpiece in my opinion, and he wasn't afraid to scramble things about in the end. Sure, all the main characters survived and were well in the end, but they all turned out to be the enemies, which wasn't really good for everybody else in the story. Seriously, 'Lord of the Rings' would have kicked a lot more arse if Frodo went into the volcano at the end. It would have been a message saying that even the purest can become corrupt if the preasure is there. But no, he ends up all happy (minus a finger) and gets to live happily forever. Boring. May as well watch the last fight scene in that movie and turn it off. I am not saying the Tolkien wasn't a great author, I just think it would have been a better ending.
The story of my criminal exploits are now online (again) for everyone to have a read about. I hope you are happy. I am sure that before this point everyone who read my site was certain that I was a good Irish Catholic lad who wouldn't dare do anything controversial, even in jest.
If you are willing to pay for my transport to Alice Springs, cover my board and pay for my food I would be more than happy to go and busk with the bagpipes in the Springs, however there was something in the way you worded that paragraph that made me uneasy. It reminded me of a quote from Jack Handey. The quote is as follows:
'Would we be so cavalier about cutting down trees if they could scream? Perhaps if they screamed all the time and for no good reason'.
EVERYBODY is a little bit Irish on St. Patrick's Day!
We did manage to have a leprachaun at Paddy's day down in Geelong. Just gulp down a few pints of Guinness or even green beer, have a dance to some great live music and practice your best brogue and you're set. Make next Paddy's day huge.
Traditions are great. I especially like the ones that involve me getting free money or beer (or both).
The Mauri girl (I use that term loosley) scared the living shit out of me. I tended to fancy the cute little Scottish girl and the such on the night, not the ones I suspected of packing knives.
Being on my approved list does not gaurantee anyone protection from my enemies list. ANYONE has the potential to become my enemy on zero notice... especially if they like Shannon Nob.
I must conceed. Shannon Nob is not deserving of my hatred. What's worse than hatred, he can have that. Sheer contempt perhaps. I don't need to convince you he deserves whatever I decide to wish apon him, you should already by well aware that I am completely correct about everything 100% of the time.
I am not going to bother to point out your survival is not an indication that anyone else can survive anything. In fact, plenty of people die or get seriously injured for really stupid shit, eg, medical procedures.
I pamper my own ego thank you very much. Everyone else just buffs it.
On the topic of presents, I have managed to convince nearly everyone (including family) that I don't want anything for my birthday, so I am feeling pretty good. I would feel bad if people gave me presents and what kind of bastard intentionally tries to make the birthday boy sad on their birthday?
The children of your American 'family friend' should be taught a lesson. Their X-box's should be sent to me immediately.
I think the ads should feature images of the Cranulla riots and perhaps footage of the refugee camps. Throw in a bit more swearing and abuse and the ads will be perfect. It will completely root out all the over sensative bleeding hearts out there. Imagine when someone now comes to Australia expecting a land of violence and detention centres and find some kick arse beaches and our lovely bush lands, they will be so excited and surprised.
If you plan on writing romance novels with me as a character base, be sure to pay me copious amounts of money for likeness rights.
On the note of my valentine, you may have noticed that I only briefly (very briefly) touch on the topic of romance and my fancies on this site. I deliberately leave that out. Even though I appear to talk about just about anything, I am still a private person and I am not comfortable talking about my love life (or lack there-of, depending on the situation). I only mention brief parts of it if I consider it a significant part of another event, apart from that it gets no mention. If you are truly concerned, I have met someone else and I am quite smitten with her and I hope to spend a fair bit of time with her, so I am feeling really good about myself at the moment. I really like this one, and I have even laid off the drink a fair bit since, I even turned down three FREE pints last night just so I didn't end up looking like a drunken wreck for her.
I can't remember when the Bible mentioned the eating of chocolate on Easter. This should be one of the most solemn times in the lives of Catholics (and most Christian religions), but hey, hop into Woolworths this Easter for everything you need to make your holiday great. They have chocolate eggs, rabbits... It's just another religious holiday fucked in the arse by commercialisation. I have a lot of respect for the orthodox religions who don't give into that shit, but right now I feel safe in saying that every major Catholic holiday is a complete farce. My favourite is still St. Paddy's day.
In my opinion there is definately no God (or Gods), even though I do not force this apon other people it still qualifies me as an athiest.
Thank you for not making another million comments as this one took ages to respond to and I am now really hungry and still have a lot of other people to respond to.
To Christine - Yeah, Jordan tends to write novels and post them on my site in the form of comments. It makes the compulsive desire to respond to everyone kind (or stupid) enough to leave me comments quite a time consuming task.
Well, the issue of using apporpriate capitals is one that is quite dear to me. Basically it pisses me off, and since I am running this site, I figure that qualifies me the right to attempt to correct it. I wouldn't worry too much about it, it just annoys me and I would rather not deal with it. And while I am ranting about it, I have noticed that Jordan doesn't use appropriate capitalisation of the letter 'i', but by the time I get to the end of her comments I just want to move on and respond to someone else, but I have noticed it.
I imagine I would have contributed greatly to the number of tools at the Killing Heidi concert, but hey, I like money.
I suggest heading straight to Irish Murphy's next Paddy's Day at 7am for a great breakfast and you will soon realise there is no need to go anywhere else... ever. The greatest times are to be had at Irish pubs on Paddy's day.
Does the satisfaction of having the privalidge of doing my washing count as payment? If so, I need you to start immediatly.
To Shanz - That you for being a complete cock juggler and coming to my own site to comment on me. Wait! Isn't that what you and your mates are whinging about? The fact that I went to a public forum and voiced an opinion.
I frankly don't care if I annoyed you, this is my site and I will annoy anyone I want, and if you don't like it than I am sure you can get an adequate length of rope from any good hardware store.
I refuse to take you seriously or heed your warnings or threats simply because your spelling and grammer are incredibly appauling. I have posted on Christines site several times where I will be if you intend to act out on your threats, but I doubt you will act on it. People like you and Gav are just bags of hot air. You are just full of wind, and you do appear to be quite the idiot. What kind of toss-pot has a personal indepth conversation via a public forum such as the internet. Can I point out how public your conversation is? Any of the 4,000 hits to my site could have passed straight into your conversation on Christine's site that shows you are rivaling a painted brick for brain power. I merely asked you to shut up because you looked like a complete idiot and it annoyed me. I left the idiot bit out because I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Luckily you and your pet gorilla showed how intelligent you were by responding with death threats and telling me to keep out of a completely publicly accessible region of the internet, which I have no intention of doing.
Oh wait, I forgot. I now live in fear because you have details about me that I published and have mentioned that you are going to kill me. I keep forgetting that I should be hiring bodyguards and wearing bullet-proof vests whenever I walk down to the supermarket to buy food. Damn it! I never remember that you and gorilla boy will be waiting for me around every corner because I was threatened with someone claiming they know what suburb I am in. Allow me to carry two pairs of underpants with me. I quake in my dirty old boots.
It's funny that you think I don't know what's going on with all your shit. You post it over and over and over and over again on Christine's site. I am sick of you being a pain in the arse, hence, I asked you to shut up, and like a true tool you ran off crying like a little girl with a cut knee and started soliciting death threats on someone who told you to shut up.
For everyone out there that isn't a complete cock-spank like Shanz here:
Shanz is a prime example of the ignorant variety of the over-sensative public. Just emphasise the ignorant part of that.
To Max - In a quick follow up to the last comment. Max's decision to not comment on Shanz is a demonstration of someone writing in a comments section who has the ability to think. It may be worth noting that Max didn't start handing out death threats everywhere. Good move Max.
I agree that the story had a lot of mistakes in it. I was trying a new writing style for the story, and frankly, I would have been better just crapping on like I usually do.
I think the only crime was that the cops and principal didn't have a better sense of humour. Technically, anything that looks like a gun needs a gun permit to be handled. Well, maybe not that extreme, but it's pretty damn close to it. I was legally in the wrong, but some clown got scared and called the cops despite the fact that nobody was doing anything wrong. I excercised my right to own toys and wear things on my head. Wait, I am a criminal.
We did indeed do the 20 hours over the first three days and got the maximum benefit of lunch breaks and such. All of our breaks counted off the time that we were meant to be working, so we got at least two hours of breaks a day, during which we left the premisis so we couldn't be forced to go back early.
Shit all over the legal system Max, and then do all you can to get it changed so it doesn't need to be shit on. We need a system that doesn't protect the criminals. It is complete bullshit that I can't question someone for shoplifting unless I am 100% sure of it. If I was 100% I souldn't need to question it, would I?
To Katrina - Thanks a lot. I chose not to use the 'b' word however.
It was an adventure of criminal proportions and we still find it funny. I will ask my mate Dave if I can borrow some photos that were spawned from the event, and if I can get a copy of the newspaper article I will make full use of it too.
The bar challenge is going very well, and a few well placed trips to Melbourne will only increase my standing. I am feeling very confident in my ability to be a drunkard.
To Spewgirl - I didn't realise that you were in such a hurry that you didn't have time to actually write that you found Shanz's comment funny.
Please, don't use instant chat or SMS short hand. Take the time to construct a phrase without excessive acronyms.
As far as I can tell, 8 cop cars is the local record. I feel so proud.
I was a bit annoyed that they had to press charges even though everyone realised it was a joke and that nobody was hurt. But hey, why let it go when you can drag a heap of people into a court room and waste tax payers dollars for a joke.
Mr Anderson spent quite a long time trying to convince Jack and I that we were hooning around the corner. What a tool. The car would squeek the same way when reversing at less than 20 km/h.
Wow, that was a big comment. Time for lasagna. And who says I'm not multicultural. Lasagna kicks arse. March 25 I do this far too often.I sometimes think that perhaps a better time should have been set by myself to do my comment responses as I am only posting one, maybe two articles a week now that I am back at uni, and I do have lots of things I want to write about and lots of people that need to know how much I hate them.
No matter what the situation is, I still feel hungover and I have the desire to respond to all the buggers who have taken the time to write to me. And finally, this should shut you up for another week.
To fume hombre - Well, obviously if something isn't enforced by law than it is a lifestyle choice, BUT religion can often by seen by people as more important than law. As someone who was baptised before I could have a real say in the matter and confirmed before the age that psychologists suggest is needed to make complex decisions and also before I had studied other alternatives to religion, I can easily see how some people are cultured to beleive in certain ways.
I have no problem with that. I don't beleive in their religion, and I won't press Atheism onto a religious person providing they don't push their religion on me. You have to show a bit of respect to someone who actually beleives a higher power tells them not to do something and they do it. That is their religion. And I have heard from a lecturer of mine that some of the religions that ban the eating of certain meats may have stemmed from the fact that those particular animals have particularly nasty parasites in the flesh that are quite bad if they get into people. If not prepared properly there are some very nasty things you can get from pigs and cows. So if it is true that this is the stem of the religious regions of not eating meats or certain meats then it is a bloody good one. Sure it is outdated, but I am a big beleiver in tradition, so I let it slide. It makes sense not to eat something because it is harmfull to you. If you disagree just go and eat anything with arsenic for a long period of time.
What I really hate is the stupid arsed vegetarians who don't eat meat to prevent the cruelty to animals. If you want to stop animal cruelty go join the RSPCA you stupid cocks. I won't get into a big rant about this since I went to Landline to get some farming information on the negativity of vegetarianism and crop harvesting and they refused to answer any of my questions. Basically I have no solid facts, just a damn lot of logic.
I am not out to make people leave their religion, I am here to make people stop being so fucking stupid by trying to be a help to the planet. I guarantee the world would be a better place if they left it.
To Max - My masterfull detective skills allow me to easily pin-point exactly who the so called anonymous people who comment on this site are. Well, provided they leave their URL.
I never read comments in the standard view so I wouldn't know if your photo was there, but hey, to all the other clowns out there who don't have access to the editing view, I am sure they all enjoyed your photo.
In regards to the greatest ad on TV at the moment, all I can say is that Sam Niell does strange things to me. Very strange.
Have you thought that perhaps MSN is rubbing it in by not letting you know what is happening.
MSN once shut down an email account of mine for no reason and with no warning and I couldn't get any kind of explanation from them. Thus my 'I really am Brian' account was started and then this site was spawned from that. Seriously, it's their fault.
Have you considered opening a new account and just building a sister site and closing it down when/if MSN reinstates your site? You are only allowed one site at a time, so it's only fair.
To fume hombre - I'll accept your apology just this once. And that is because I think your excuse was fair enough and you promised to attend my 21st regardless of your spinal conditions. You even seemed to agree to the condition that I could feed you to my dogs. Good on you mate!
To Max - One half of my family is Irish and the other half is Scottish (in my grandparents generation) so I have a bit of Celt in me, and it makes things a bit tough. I have the stereotypical Scottish ability to be a tight arse, yet the Irish tendancy to want to get everyone drunk, so when I finally have money from pinching pennies I spend it all on other people. Can be shitty, but I get drunk so I don't care.
To Christine - I live for Paddy's day. Greatest day of the year. If I either got the Scottish girls name/number or a dance at the end of the night it would have been damn near perfect.
I guarantee you wouldn't have been tired or grumpy once you downed a pint and let yourself be emersed in the Craic of the greatest day of the year. I don't know why anyone without kids over the age of 18 celebrates Christmas at all when there is a day like Paddy's day just a few months after it.
There is also an unexplainable travelling service that has only failed me once (and it cost me my beloved hat). Just drink away everything you have and eventually your memory will fail and you will wake up safely at home. Even on the night I lost my hat I got a free lift home from strangers so it is completely reasonable to assume that this works 100% of the time. Next year there is no excuse.
Even though a lot of things are run by corrupt people, I still like this world a lot and I can't really think of anywhere else I would like to live at this stage of my life. May I also request that you don't use 'Mc' as such a freely derogatory way as it is a major componant of my name, which I happen to like.
While I am correcting your comment, I will also request that you capitalise the letter 'i' when you are refering to yourself. Thank you.
I actually considered going and seeing Killing Heidi last night just for something to do. Even if it was to laugh at all the tools who go and see Killing Heidi, but unfortunaly I had to work and then go and look after the animals back at the house, so I missed it. But I did speak to someone who was there later in the night when I went to the pub and he said it was a good place to go and laugh at tools. Damn, I missed it.
It usually isn't hard to pick me out of the crowd. I'm the guy with the beard and long hair, once you see me once I can be picked out of anywhere. I bumped into a few people from uni that I had never spoken to on Thursday. I had no idea who they were but the sure as Hell knew who I was. I hope you weren't looking since I wasn't there. Either way, I am usually not hard to find in general. Anyone with enough time can pick apart this site and get close enough to my exact timetable for any given week.
Since you are going to go and do your washing and cleaning, I would like to offer you the prestigious opertunity to clean my stuff and do my washing, as it is all starting to build up and my folks don't get home for another couple of days.
To Spewgirl - I probably hat the greatest Paddy's day.
Serving beer on Paddy's day is the only other acceptable use of time on Paddy's day. You had the noble and necesary job of taking a hit for the team and letting the rest of the world get hammered. Hats off to the bartenders!
Hearing pipes must have made your day as perfect as it could have been under the circumstances. If my day didn't kick so much arse (and the fact that I both played and heard bagpipes on the day) I would envy you!
Hats off to being me!
To fume hombre - Wow, that was a blast from the past. Yes, I do have some more life stories made up, but they need a bit of refinement and a couple of photos worked on and all the time I have allocated for this site has been taken by the stuff that is topical for the moment. The life stories will reappear, I promise. As will the tribute to my hat.
Well, I feel quite sick now. Later. March 19 This is your fault.I am still feeling alcoholic after effects and I am fucking tired, but if I fall behind I will never catch up. That said, I am going to do a comment response instead of the homework that I have due tomorrow. Don't expect me to be nice about it either. Not that you have started assuming I will be nice.
To (no name) - I know you are Max, stop hiding behind an anonymous alter ego of a nameless MSN profile user. I can see right through your hollow game.
Well, I was studying and I did wait for Jordan's response, and well, it was fucking huge. So much so that I am probably not going to be in a good state when I finally manage to respond to it. You guys can play at home and see where fatigue (I will explain why in a future post) overcomes me and I pass out.
I am building a small list of the unusual searches people have done and come to my site. I am still disturbed by the amount of times 'teenage arse' is searched for and some chop decides 'Wow, The Hole In My Head, that will have what I need'. Filthy, filthy bastards. Can I exploit them for money?
To Jordan - I took a deep breath before even considering responding to your monster comment. It is larger than most people's entire post. I would dare say that it is probably bigger than several websites. Oh well, here goes nothing.
I also cannot beleive you are conversing with someone through my site. Knock it off, send Max an email if you want to communicate with him. My comments section is reserved for comments to me. I am an egotist. That doesn't change the fact that you are a bleeding heart.
Alas, I also seem to lack restraint, and your longer comment received an even longer one from me because I feel the need to address every single issue you brought up in the comment. Either way, I will mark you down on the incredibly long list of girls who are flattered by my simple obsessive tendancies. Actually, you are the only person on that list, but I may learn to forgive you in time.
I'm glad you are not easily offended. I am sick of oversensitive bleeding hearts having a cry about every little social injustice. I hate people for stupid lifestyle choices, not things they are dictated by religion or national custom. A vegetarian from Bangladesh is alright in my books because their religion dictates that they aren't allowed to eat animals. Never fuck with religions. Some bleeding heart who doesn't want the poor cow to be painlessly killed for me to eat is a pain in the arse and ruining my hamburger, and if I had any say, I would then mince the vego and eat them. Even though they would probably be too stringy due to all the lentils and tofu they eat.
I like to test people on this site by saying something offensive to them just to see if they have a good sense of humour or a funny way to deal with it. The knobs who chuck on caps lock and tell my they are going to fuck me up are just lame and I them proceed to ignore them for the rest of my life. I am glad you don't get offended easily as that is a very beneficial trait to have when reading anything that I crap on about on this site. Oh, except bagpipes. All the bagpiping stuff is deadly serious and should never be joked about.
The whole wheat board enquiry just seems a bit too boring for me. Give Saddam money, invade his country, petrol still goes up and I don't have a Commodore anymore for those reasons. Who cares? I don't have my favourite car and my hat is still missing.
You survived sixteen, which is admirably, especially since I still have six weeks on my war path and if you were sixteen during those times you may have been in serious trouble.
I hate the word blog. It reminds me of my bowel movements after a big night drinking. Not cool.
I am a little shocked that Max didn't make a special category above all others that only I qualify for before his site when AWOL. Max did go to a bit of effort to try and recover my hat had it somehow got from sunny Geelong to somewhere in South Australia. Kudos Max.
You are lurking dangerously close to my enemy list by standing up for Shannon Nob. He messes up my day by existing. Wow, being a sex symbol for sixteen year old teenyboppers, can you sleep with them? Not legally. What's the point being a sex symbol then? May as well be a priest and work in an all boys school. I don't know what it is like to play shitty songs. I happen to be a bagpiper, and every single tune that has bagpipes in it shits all over Shannon Nob, even when I fuck the whole tune up because I am too hammered to play properly. I enjoy farm work and spend a bit of time every year going out to a farm and being a dogs body for them because I love to get in there and help. So your other scenario of doing something I like or being a complete stain, I will choose to be a farmer rather than Shannon Nob. What makes you think the girls don't go crazy for the skirl of my huge pipes? (Wow, technically, that's not dirty. I am the master of inuendo... maybe).
I don't like being the centre of attention. I don't want seventy people gathered around my simply because I have managed to exist for several years and have them all give me presents when I cannot return the favour in any way. They may as well come say hi, have a few drinks and chill out. Much better than putting me on the spot.
I am not a big fan of the commercially viable holidays, with the obvious exception of St. Patricks day. Christmas is all presents these days and my valentine has proceeded to break my heart three or four times since Valentine's day.
The lack of tone doesn't bother me. The lack of vowels does. Luckily, you can type.
Even though I agree that Australia is getting a bit of a bad image, I personally approve of the ads. The question needed to be asked. Imagine if someone came to Australia thinking NOBOBY used foul language and then went into a rural pub. Point made. Bloody bleeding hearts having a cry over the phrase 'bloody hell'. Go and read some bushman poetry, the humourous coloquial ones and see the phrases that come out in them.
I won't tell you about my crime spree just now, but I will mark it on my list of things to do. It would take too long to tell you right now, especially since my bed time just ticked over and I still have a few more people to respond to.
Saying that I am conroversial and offensive makes me feel like I could start a series on SBS.
I tried to watch Pride and Prejudice with an girlfriend of mine at the time, but she cracked the shits because I got bored. It might be the greatest love story ever, but it's not better than the deep and psychological subplots of any Batman movie.
I indeed spell 'arse' the proper way. I have no intention of kicking someone square in their infertile hybrid of a donkey and a horse. I intend to plant my foot square on their buttocks.
I try to limit the amount of Americanisation that surrounds me, and frankly, I would love to take to a lot of people with a baseball bat. (Get it, that was a violent Americanisation and very un-Australian. We would use a cricket bat).
Graffitti artists think they are original because they inhale too many paint fumes. Well, the really shitty ones you see on any Melbourne public transport system have anyways.
I am under no restraint of time to let people know if I am laughing or not. Usually not, but occasionally someone sends a comment so funny I nearly fall off my ergonomically designed desk chair.
Don't assume that I am a scrooge. I have no problem with the holiday of Christmas, and I love getting together with my family, but I hate the commercialisation of it, and especially seeing any spoiled little snot who gets 73 cubic metres of presents pisses me off. Have a game of cricket with your family and stop whinging that you didn't get the latest amazing toy.
I cannot see how I have ever annoyed anyone who hasn't deserved to be annoyed.
I hope that covered everything for you.
To fume hombre - I really don't care about the origins of the word 'blog'. I still won't use it freely.
To Max - Dear Max,
Stop wasting space in my comments area!
Love,
Rone.
To Christine - I am glad you have spent a personal record breaking amount of time reading other people's comments on my site.
If you read my works for long enough you will soon realise that I am right about nearly everything.
I usually have very little patience for kids. Luckily my best mates little brother (he's 6) has learned how to play lightsaber fights really well, so I get to give him a belt if he gets too roucous. Unfortunatly, after two years solid of using plastic lightsabers he has become quite good for a little guy and occasionally can land an unexpecting hit. It also might be worth noting that I DON'T actually belt the kid, I am not THAT cruel, but I do hold my own well enough to keep him in line.
I hope you had fun babysitting. I will now proceed to be hung over.
To (no name) - My, my, piss off. I said I didn't know what 'blog' stood for and I would appreciate it if you didn't respond to other people's comments. Go to their website or email them, but my comments section is not a fucking forum for you to discuss points, especially not anonymously.
To fume hombre - I completley disregard the three to four times a week recommendation and intentionally have at least one meal a day which involves the death of at least one animal. Somebody needs to counteract all the vego's protesting.
To Max - It is indeed the greatest ad I have seen this year. Do a search for it and download it. I did. It is my prized possesion and I watch it at least once a day. Usually while eating raw steak.
I only come onto the MSN network about two times a week these days, so I probably haven't been hit by the inability to access your site as much as someone like you.
I don't know if you were reported for anything, but if I worked for MSN and you had an agreement that I completely own your site and you linked to a site called 'Hack MSN', I would shut you down.
Technically I am not allowed to submit anything that could be found offensive by anyone. Fuck that. I would very much like it to be changed to 'anybody who gets offended by me is not allowed to access my site', but alas, MSN didn't take that into account.
I think I might be the only person on earth who isn't upset at MSN. They provide me with entertainment. I'm not going to slander them or hack them for that. Let it be my friend and learn from your past indiscressions.
To Sticko - Where has all this 'lol' buisness come from? Must be delerious with jungle fever.
I will let it slide this once simply because the ad kicks so much arse.
Eating red meat makes you dance like an absolute champion. It also stops you from being a vegetarian, which is probably the biggest health benefit. March 11 Too much talking, not enough drinking.Due to a few issues at home I have barely been able to come online and make new posts, but still you guys managed to exceed the number of comments it takes me to write a response. Ahhh, self-made rules, the epitome of annoyance.
I can't be buggered ranting and raving too long about this so I will get right to it and get to responding to all the crap you left.
To Sticko64 - I didn't want to spend another $10 entrance to a nightclub so I went to a pub with free entrance, drank $10 worth of beer and went home. Made sense to me.
To fume hombre - None of the ranked band members felt the need to stop the band so we had no choice but keep playing. I stopped because I just don't follow all the military rubbish. I didn't know what was being played so I didn't play anything, it seemed stupid to try and play something I didn't know.
To Max - Due to the fact that I don't have your address I was unable to send any tickets. Please post your address and I will busily post it all over the internet. It won't help you get to Geelong, but you could get all kinds of interesting people showing up at your house. Exciting!
The band members were aware that two songs were being played, but the guys on the left thought the guys on the right were playing the wrong song and kept going and vice-versa. Each group stayed in simply to try and drown out the people playing the wrong tune. There were only about two of us who didn't play anything. I wasn't able to officially have a go at the Pipe Major, since that is really bad form, but I did point out that it was the worst piping I have ever heard, and it cuts a bit since I was one of the youngest there.
I commented on your story because it was a bit interesting. Better than most of the crap people fill their sites with. With the comment I was pointing out that sometimes there is no need to reinvent the wheel to show how technically remarkable you are when there are things that can already do the job just as well now, and it was related to pens and pencils. It was amazing the amount of categories my comments can fit into.
To Nikki - I have thought about going solo, and I already have the bands permision to use the equipment issued to me in solo gigs and I have made a little bit of money on my own, but if I was to fully branch out on my own I would only own a pair of socks, a kilt pin, some waxed hemp and some drone enhancers. This isn't really enough to go on my own as I would be naked (except for my socks) and have no pipes to play. I would probably get arested much faster than usual.
To Jordan - I have often thought of taking employment as a full time distraction, but something always takes away my attention when I go to fill out the paper work.
I am an avid hater of the word 'blog' and I am sure it wouldn't be too hard to get the origin of the word, I have read about it several times, but I cannot be arsed checking it out. Perhaps if you get distracted enough Max will create a c-list just for you. How lucky!
When I check out my statistics to see where people are coming from there is always a large amount from Max's site. I am so impressed that people trusts Max's opinion to check out my crap, especially since my only link to Max's site is hidden right out of the way in the bottom corner of my site. Go figure.
I think the title only sucks in the clowns that go surfing around for sites in the 'updated sites' section on some sites. I am glad to hear you are neither 16 nor a goth. I have so much respect for you. You have evolved with a brain.
After reading your site for a while and noticing you stated that Max is so far the only site run by a male that you find well presented, I would expect that you will now bask in the all powerful glory that is my shit-heap of a site. Sure, it's full of offensive words and often comes up in searchs on google involving the word 'arse' but hey, you can't expect too much from an often drunk bagpiper.
My enemies list is perhaps one of the wonders of the modern age. Take a photo and show your grand-kids. If not, you may appear on it. Not likely though, you have to be a pretty big tool to get on my list.
Stand up for your right to offend people you don't like. Bloody bleeding hearts juat whinge around getting offended by everything trying not to hurt anyones feelings. Fuck them. I am not going to pretend to like someone when they are a pain in the arse, and I don't expect anyone to pretend to like me. Since I am yet to appear on anyone's list of enemies, I can't be doing too bad.
Unlike you, who just elects to not listen to Shannon Nob (that's the proper way to spell his name), I choose not to listen to him because I hate him for making his shitty music. He should have stayed out on his farm and not started singing his wimpy songs and letting all the pansy little 16 year old girls with mobile phones vote him into stardom. The time taken up on radio with his songs could be filled with better music. I now have to listen to more than one radio station simply so I can change station whenever his rubbish comes on. Damn it, if I remember when I get the time he will be on my list!
It is near my birthday now, but I don't like getting presents, and the only reason I don't have the third Lord of the Rings movie is because I have the big bloody extended editions that cost way too much and I haven't had too much cash since becoming a uni student, but one day it will finally be part of my collection.
In regards to the Bali 9, I feel sorry that chops like that give Australia a bad name. I would love to hear some opinions on Australia judged on our International news as of the last few years. We have invaded another country and helped over throw it's leader after our wheat board was giving him money, we repeatedly have retards going to Bali with drugs and apparently living in Melbourne (most livable city 2005) is the only reason you need to get stabbed these days. At least we just have corrupt political systems and people getting shot in the head in Geelong. Classy. I don't feel sorry for someone who does something so blatantly stupid and has to suffer the consequences for being so stupid. There are plenty of idiots who live perfectly normal lives and don't have to suffer the flak generated by reaching that advanced stage of stupidity that makes someone think they weren't smuggling drugs, but just receiving a free holiday for no apparent reason. I am not saying all stupid people should be locked up. Just the criminally stupid.
I would like three regular meals a day and time in the yard if I was in jail forever.
I have had my crime spree already and I am pretty sure I am clean of all crimes at the moment. Thankfully there is no crime in hating lots of stuff and being a general arse to people.
Your comment was excessivly long, as was my response and there probably aren't many bagpipng jokes I haven't heard. Either way, enjoy your book.
To Max - I'm sure some idiots have gone from my site to yours. Don't worry about the tab, I am leaving all your comments on my site so people will see your associated with my site and think you are cool.
To Christine - After a few too many pints there are way too many girls that start to look similar. I once got the girl I was seeing at the time mixed up with someone else because I was too hammered. It lead to an incredibly weird conversation before I wandered off and found where I was meant to be. Not my finest moment, but it keeps me laughing.
Well, it was your loss not heading out last week. I now have no cash and have to spend this weekend at home. Might put my feet up and read.
I am feeling so sorry for you that you didn't get to hear my piping, it was fantastic.
I too agree that germans are weird. I also agree that bagpipes are the second greatest muscial intrument ever invented. You may not have actually typed that, but I am sure you were thinking it.
I can't stand crappy typing and I am glad you are making an effort to improve. Good stuff.
Thats all from me today. I'm going back to bed.
March 04 You certainly talk a lot.Well, another week has passed and you bastards have felt the need to make a magnitude of comments that makes me shiver when I think about the amount of time it is going to take to respond to them, let alone the length of the article when it's done.
On the other hand, I have a lot of lecture notes to download and I am still using a shitty 56k modem so I have a lot of time on my hands.
Still doesn't change the fact that this is going to be a shitty post. Eat your heart out Spoonman.
To Sticko64 - Finally, good to hear that Deakin can fuck around and give someone a better time table. I myself have to rearange ANOTHER day of work because they decided to change a lab around. Nothing says I am going to be rolling in cash like going from working six days a week to two.
If I stop being lazy I may even put that DSO email link on the main page just to make it readily accessable to anyone feeling malicious. I may even do that tonight. I also may go drinking, it's really a night of endless possibilities, but somehow I feel it will end with me sitting around in my underwear crying over my lost hat.
To Nikki - Well, thats sounds like me. Headlocks are my favourites and I'm sure I felt that either Spencer had a sense of humour or that he really deserved to be in a headlock. Maybe I blamed him for my missing hat. Come to think of it, he hasn't mentioned anything about a really cool hat he just happend to come across has he?
Well, I was pretty fucked from the drink that night and I have been pretty good limiting my drinks since then. I had a bit of a big one last night, but I have rationed my cash really well and I am quite pleased. It also means I can drink several nights with small amounts, which appeals to the inner alcoholic in me.
It's good to see there are kind people out there who pick up deranged drunk people passed out in alley ways and drive them home. I didn't realise that they could have potentially stabbed me to death and robbed me, but I think it is certain my hat was gone by then and I had nothing of value left to take.
To fume hombre - You may have tried many times to take my hat, but in the end my inabilities to track headwear while drunk was my undoing. If you ever see a chop with my hat be sure to punch him square in the nose for taking the trophy that you seemed so inept at aquiring. That may sound harsh and well it is. Thanks for coming to the pub last night.
To Repeat_Offender - Simply put, you are a complete cock and your site is shit, and I suppose that it is a good thing that you now have it under lock for those not on your buddy list, but I am confused as to who hates their mates that much.
To fume hombre - I love Geelong. We occasionally have a few fights, but all relationships are like that at times. Geelong is conservative but it is good to me. I probably would have been stabbed for my hat as opposed to being allowed to get myself so drunk I lost it. Actually, that conversation we had about the stretches of the law, can I sue someone for a hat because the venues allowed me to get so retarded and lose my hat?
To Max - It is much appreciated that you took the initiative to at least put a note up to see if my hat had somehow turned up in South Australia. I refuse to eliminate the possibility that I got so tanked that I walked from HomeHouse to South Australia, dropped my hat, then walked back to Geelong and passed out about six blocks from the place where I started. Cheers.
To miss adho - I am aware that I type a lot, in fact, I point it out regularly. Thank you for being so observant. I hope you hung off every word.
The term 'teeny bopper' may have died off in the 70's (despite the fact I keep hearing it here and there), but unfortunately teeny boppers themselves didn't die out in the 70's so I am still plagued with their existence regardless of the common usage of a term to describe them.
I don't jump on the 'let's hate Bush' bandwagon because I don't hate Bush. Bush hasn't really done anything to me. He influences a lot of people, but I don't give a shit what he does. If anything he provides David Letterman with a lot of jokes. I should be a fan of Bush. I find politics incredibly boring and I try and steer clear of them. Here is something I do hate: Bleeding heart vegetarians. I want to see them all eaten by something, I don't care what, just as long as they are part of a non-vegetarian meal when they die.
Another thing, I don't really care what you think. You just stumble onto my site from nowhere and tell me what you hate, fuck that. Make your own site you lazy shit and stop using my comments section to push your own opinions you pain in the arse. Your opinion doesn't count. You are a nobody. You were probably an accident, ask your parents.
Everyone loves me. Grow up.
To fume hombre - I think miss adho is a complete tool. She/he/it may prove me wrong, but I doubt it.
You were right about calling around the clubs having no result.
To Ne Obliviscaris - It was an entertaining read wasn't it. I definatly thought so. Unfortunatley my hat is gone and I must learn to deal with it.
To Christine - I also hope I find my hat and it was probably the most amazing hat that ever existed.
Since you seem to appreciate comments made on sites I will take a step to make a comment on your commenting. Please contain your excitement to get a comment to me as quick as possibly and make the time to ensure you are using (mostly) English. The letter 'z' does not replace 's' and the character 'u' is not a word. It needs 'yo' in front of it to make it into a real word. Apart from that I endevour to head to the sites of people who take the time to comment on mine. The notable exception to this are people who are either complete shitheads or don't have anything on their site. Since you don't appear to be a shithead and there is usually something for me to read on your site I will keep going to it and commenting in the places that I find appropriate.
You will be one of the first to hear is my hat turns up, but I don't think it will.
I am nearly ready to start a jihad with the YWCA. They took my park AGAIN this week. I got a friendly note on my windscreen when I left my car in their carpark for a week when it wasn't running. They seem very protective of their spaces and so negligent of the people who live in the area.
Just for reference sake, if your beasty bluebird has flat tyres after you work a shift at the YWCA you will know that you have parked out the front of my house. This may or may not have anything to do with me, but shit happens. If you hear bagpipes belting out of a house, that's me venting anger about me losing my park again.
I kept an eye out for you at Irish, but the only reference I have of you is the photo on your site and after several pints all the blonde girls start looking the same. You may have been lucky enough to hear my amazing bagpipe solo during the break between the bands second and third set. If you did, I envy you, I wish I could kick back and listen to musicians like me all the time.
Room 99 does have the cheap drink factor, but I usually end up stone dead sober after waiting 76 hours in line out the front. Plus one of my ex's goes there everynow and then (especially on Fridays) so I try and stay away if I can help it.
To Sticko64 - It may be bad news for the society for this year at least. We need to have a budget prepared in two weeks involving all our events for the year and we don't have shit. I will probably email you about a meeting during the week, but basically we need to get a shit load of work done really quickly and I don't know if I am motivated enough to do it.
My hat is a bit of a sob story isn't it? I am waiting for some executives to try and buy the rights for the film interpretation of the story from me.
The meeting with Pete was a bit of a non-meeting. Not too much got done, but we will ALL need to kick our arses into gear if we intend to get a society off the ground. Then it should be smooth sailing. Relatively speaking.
To Ne Obliviscaris - Yes, yes it is.
To fume hombre - Op-shops might be a bit extreme. I have a certain standard to be maintained with my hat of choice. It may come down to op-shops, but not yet. Next I am going to try lawn bowls supply shops. I am one step away from retirement.
Well, if all your questions weren't answered in this post you can go and eat a dick. Ah, now that's something I haven't said since year 12. Retrospective.
February 25 This is going to take a while.I think it is worth noting that you really know you lead an exciting and productive life when you make yourself a large coffee and park your arse in front of the laptop to respond to comments made on your mass produced web site on a Saturday night instead of going to bed, but I spent the whole day working and all the night before drinking and I am ready to call it quits. This is going to take a while.
To Dini - I am surprised by the amount of people who just wander in from simply looking at the name of my site. 'The Hole In My Head' was a title that I came up with ages ago, about two or three websites ago and have stuck with. Since I never ran with a theme for any website, they all ended up being a complete mess that wasn't filtered, as if it was straight from a hole in my head. There was one noteable exception to this name and it lasted for a whole week when Jack's Grandpa (Tony, R.I.P.) got onto the internet and read my site and laughed that it should be called 'The Hole In My Arse' and for a week, just to fuel his sense of humour, it was called just that.
Now instead of drawing old Irish blokes with insane senses of humour, my site name tends to draw 16 year old female goths more than any other demographic. They also seem to be the least likely to comment. I am glad someone (relatively more) sane has decided to check it out without having some inate relationship to another site via a link. I don't think that last sentence made any sense.
I am glad you appreciate my list of enemies and I hope you strive to never be on the list. If you do happen to wake up one morning and discover that you have become the YWCA across the road from my house there will be Hell to pay.
I had never heard of Lee Harding until you mentioned him. A quick search on Google came up with two different people. One is a sci-fi author from Colac, and the other was a chop who apparently wrote a song called 'Wasabi'.
Since my pipe band is on good terms with the Colac band (we are virtually merged) and I watch more sci-fi than any other genre I figured it must be the other chop you were talking about.
I have been unfortunate enough to hear about two seconds of a song that mentioned the word 'Wasabi' and I was not a big fan so I changed my radio station back to K-Rock (yeah, laugh now) who are kind enough to NOT have 'Wasabi' on their playlist, so unfortunately for you I don't hate the song or the writer as I have never heard the song, which means that anyone who does hear it has the option of turning to K-Rock and avoiding it so their hatred is self inflicted. On the downside K-Rock plays Pete Murray. I just can't win.
I haven't got around to checking out your site yet, but I am about to redisgn the whole dodgy blogs section so who knows, if your site eats enough shit you just may get my approval to die.
Oh, Geelong is fantastic. Unfortunatley we are quite conservative and look down on a lot of stuff, but the whole small town feel in a city is great. I hate being too far away from Geelong. We do have lots of trees and our richest man is in serious legal trouble. Always makes for a good laugh. Oh, and Eddie McGuire's face is only on the side of one night club.
To Nikki - I am a pub attending machine. I am also about to enter a huge lull in my ability to frequent bars so I needed to rack a few up before my break and I figured getting to 40% in the first two months should do the trick. Just remember that it is a challenge and not a competition. Feel free to play along at home readers.
I do make nice entries, but if you pay attention you will see that people don't really comment on the nice parts. You did saying it was odd for me, but thats usually all I get. You know me well enough to know that I am agressive, but deep down inside is a nice person... with zero tollerence to dickheads.
Well, there isn't much point to me answering if I will be at the pub on Friday. But hey, no one showed up AGAIN, which means I probably pissed off a lot of people on Thursday night and no offence to anyone who I knew in school, but I am now going to declare that I am not going to drink with any of you for a long time. Not out of any vindictive reason, but basically I am fairly certain that I am going to become (if not already am) an alcoholic and I get off my head and do stupid shit that only causes trouble and I don't want that. Feel free to hang out while sober, but no more drinking with Rone. Off the cards. I am going to stick to a few quiet beers on Friday nights with the band and perhaps an occasional trip to Melbourne to catch up with my lesser seen mates, but apart from that I am cutting right back, it's not healthy socially for me to keep this up and burning bridges.
It will probably be a better idea to e-mail me about what I am up to for the week as opposed to commenting on my site and asking me, because I have now spilled a lot of crap over the net that is essentially a waste of space just because I am compelled to respond to everyone who takes the effort to write to me.
To Sticko64 - Nearly everyone seems to be pissed off at Deakin and I think it is great that you managed to swear in a sentence saying how you weren't going to swear. If there is one thing that pisses me off, it's when shitheads fucking swear all the bloody time.
We have spoken a bit since you made this comment and it will probably be a beer society, which may goa bit funny now that I am trying to cut back on drinking. I probably should have though this one through a bit harder.
I don't know what benefits members can get, I need to sit down with Pete asuming I didn't piss him off on Thursday and go through the financial aspect, but right now it looks like you will get very cheap beer. I think its worth it.
Pub crawls without buses sounds like the go.
To fume hombre - The Bearded Deakin Haters would only have about two or three members in it, BUT, if you removed the beard part of it than your would probably get 90% of the enrolled students joining.
To Max - Fuck the VSU. I am so pro union that it won't bother me, if I have the cash I will be joining. Just remember that it wasn't just Johnny that got the VSU through. Plenty of people you voted for helped with that.
The funny thing about DUSA is that it owns several businesses and if they pull their heads out of their arses and run them properly they can generate a fair bit of cash. Pay attention to your student Unions Max. For non-profit organisations they can generate a lot of cash.
I will offer you the opportunity later to be a non-(Deakin) student member, and as long as you guys pay you can do whatever you want. Are you guys over in SA? I am pretty sure you are not a Mexican like myself, so if things get really raging we might be able to get Deakin to pay for people to go interstate. Dream big. Ha.
5 years ey? Run for council and REALLY stir things up. Thats my plan for next year. These days are merely stepping stones.
To Sticko64 - I am pretty set on 'People for Pints' and on Thursday Pete came up with the wonderful slogan 'Pints for People'. Simple and its what we are all about. On Monday I will print out the sign up form and get the initial 15 we need. I got a few more on Friday, I just hope I didn't piss off too many potentials on Thursday.
To fume hombre - The imperial to metric is probably the only REAL formal education part that we can claim. I would like to sit down with you at some stage at Deakin and pick through the constitution a little bit. I am not too up with legalities and need a bit of help, but I think you are just the man to find all the fun and games in the loop-holes.
To Sticko64 - I got really drunk really quickly and the more I think I remember the more I realise I don't. A bit creepy, but really the basis of why I have to cut back on the dink. Apparently I just become a jerk when I am around my mates, but oddly enough, if it's not people I have known from school I don't really get reports of me being a tool, I just have to try and fix it. Lay off the binge for a while.
To Max - I really miss the hat and if it does show up in your neck of the woods I would gladly appreciate its return. The hat has been synonymous with me for many years now and I am not too keen on finding a replacement. Tomorrow I am going to call up a few of the clubs I was at to see if it was dropped inside. I only hope I didn't drop it in the alley and some homeless person stole it. On the upside I am pretty sure I can trace the people who helped me get home so if all else fails I will search their house to make sure they didn't steal it off me when I was tanked.
Well, all my coffee is gone and most of your comments responded to. I might wander off and be popular and go to sleep. Kiss my arse. February 20 There sure is a lot of you.For some reason I think that I origionally decided to start responding quickly to stop shit like this. I now have a massive amount of comments and only an hour before I should be in bed happily sleeping, dreaming about all you bastards giving me some peace. Bastards.
To (no name) - First off, I think this was fume hombre, especially since they seem to share the same website.
I think it would be wise for CSIRO to consider me an enemy considering how much trust they put into me. I heard a few of the scientists today joking that a lot of CSIROs budget problems could be fixed by a few choice transactions to certain individuals that should probably be kept off the tax record.
I checked into what exactly I'm not meant to talk about and John said it didn't matter since I am doing ruetine stuff and if he already has a buyer for the positive results so I wouldn't be able to sell them off without him knowing. He also knows my address, thats not a good situation to be in when deciding to rip off a major research intitute run by the government.
To ...RoMaNiAn LoViN... - I think I will talk to whoever I want, and since it seems to annoy you a lot, I will talk to you... a lot.
To ryan - You are either stupid or lying. Actually, you are probably stupid. I wish you didn't just copy the title of my post and try to make it seem like you had an idea. Please die.
To Max - Yes, I agree, what I wrote on your site was another way of looking at it. I would also go as far as saying that my way of looking at it was the right way of looking at it. Just remember kiddies, your opinion is only worth something if it conforms to mine.
Being in a good mood can do terrible things to your opinion, you better work on that.
I used to have a 1980 Holden VB Commodore and I miss it everytime I drive my shitty Ford. Ahh, VB Commodore, my one true love.
To Sticko64 - Dead on. Apart from Fords being the crappiest things that ever existed, Callin Alupi does a great job at being much cooler than Fords. If only Spoonman designed the modern engine structure of Ford vehicles the world might avoid instances where people randomly flip out and murder people for no reason.
To fume hombre - No, I haven't worked on any new Holdens, unless you count the 1980 VB Commodore, but I am pretty sure I would be able to rip out the basic maintenance with the help of my Gregory's manual.
Have you worked on any new Holdens? Do you know how apt I am at standard maintenance on cars? If you answered no to either of those questions you don't know what you are talking about.
I fould a good hammer can not only convince engine parts to move where you want them too (even if they don't want to move) and even convice mechanics to do the work for you... or call the cops. Whatever.
To Sticko64 - 'All my friends are skeltons, they beat the rhytm with their bones, spoonman'. I hang out for days to hear that come on k-rock. I am not going to comment much on your comment there. I was in stitches of pain laughing at it. I loved it. Five stars.
To (no name) - I will assume you are ...RoMaNiAn LoViN... Your post is so terribly written I am not going to attempt to make sense of it.
To ...RoMaNiAn LoViN... - Ahhh, I actually coined in some respect for you when you used the phrase 'blog thing' almost like you didn't know what it was called, and since I hate the word blog, that earns respect with me, but alas, you are stupid and I lost all respect for you in so many ways.
Perhaps I was making fun of Romania. Who cares? I make fun of other stuff way more than Romania so it wasn't discrimination. Just because I told a story about a Romanian guy and made a heap of wild allegations about him without backing any of it up with facts doesn't necessarily mean I was making fun of it. Stop being so damn sensitive you pain in the arse. For the record it was Sticko64 that suggested that Spoonman used to show off his Bulgaria to small children and suggested your father did the same to you. I just happened to not disagree with him. Bite me. Coherent, precise.
To Max - Everyone should agree with me. The world would make more sense.
I can only hope that if the guys for the firing squad make an appeal and their mates get sent to the firing squad with them as a punishment.
I usually take things on the internet with a grain of salt, but that's because I like hardening arteries.
I pessimism can have its advantages of keeping the optimists in-line. There is one quote I love that goes exactly 'Optimists think this is the best of all possible worlds; a pessimist fears it's true'. I forget who said that but it wasn't me so don't credit it to me.
I thought you placed my name in the post to get me free advertising and to support the MSN network in its infinite power. I think MSN should pay me since I support them so much. I will get MSN tattooed on someone elses arse if they pay for it and give me regular cash payments for the rest of my natural life.
The olympics are good. My household saves so much power by having the TV turned off for the whole Olympic period.
To Nikki - Someone once explained to me the whole deal with the smuggling and it made sense, but I forgot what it was, but it must have been good to convince me. Seriously, they had the drugs in Bali, they get charged in Bali, end of story. I would rather Bali do it too. Less strain on our budget and a heap of smackies that I don't have to worry about busting out of our shitty jails.
Bali has the perfect solution for druggies and it only costs 20c. Put a bullet through their head and the problem is reduced slightly. But hey, we could put them through rehabilitation processes and punishment time in jail costing the tax payers a shit load of cash that they could be using to put kids through school and attempting to stop the next generation from being smackheads instead of trying to fix the wasted ones.
I am keeping out of inernation politics on this site as much as I can. I hate Schapelle and the Bali nine on a personal level and I am glad they are gone, but I will keep out of international matters as much as possible. I will criticise and praise Australia as much as possible, but that is my right as an Australian and I beleive Australia had enough interest in the Bali nine for me to comment on it, but I won't bag Bush on this site until he pisses me off on a personal level.
To fume hombre - Aren't you a snappy one today?
Yes I support the death penealty in Indonesia. I support it so much. I support it until the day I die, or until the change the law. I support it because it is not my place to go about criticising the laws of other countries that have probably been around longer than I have. Indonesia said 'These are the rules and here are the consequences for breaking the rules' and if you don't like it, don't go to Indonesia and break the rules, simple. Anyone who does so deserves to be shot. People claim that they were set up and crap like that, and the Indonesian government doesn't want to listen to foreigners. Bullshit. If they were so concerned about who they killed than they wouldn't be killing off their major tourist base, and since Indonesia relies on tourists a lot, I would assume their government would kill a native and keep it quiet if it really was out for blood.
For the record, I don't watch the news. I read the paper and I use common sense. I also hate drug smugglers, and believe they shoud be shot. Think of the lives that have gone down the shitter because of drugs. I think they penelties should be incredibly harsh for all levels of people involved in drugs, from the kind-pin to the users. All deserve some real reasons to reconsider their actions.
Indonesia made their stance, they didn't make it up as they were going on so I support it. Fuck the Bali nine, they can burn for all I care.
And don't be such a pain in the arse for telling me I know nothing. At least I am baring my balls and making my opinion known apart from all the hundred thousand others who won't say which way they lean on this issue, so don't get all fired up about it. That's my opinion and I am proud of it, I don't give a shit about the ethics of it, or if my opinion changed if it was my relatives in trouble, because that is being biased. I think they should die and thats that. And don't think I am being heartless and cruel. I think animal cruelty deserves incredibly harsh penalties. I think humans are basically a corrupt species and in Australia there are too many bleeding hearts out there that assume that everyone is good on the inside when they are not. There are real fuckwits out there. I am not saying they deserve to die, but I am saying they deserve more harsh penalties to what they have been getting. Try bringing those two sisters back after that cock muncher stabbed them and then belted the cop as he was doing a runner. I deserved death many times over, and he deserved a lot more than he got for the crap he did in the past. We need to be more harsh on our criminals. As Tony says, allow the police to shoot criminals on sight, that will make them think twice.
If you think I care what your opinion is you know nothing. Actually state your opnion and stop questioning other people's points of view.
To theperfectone - Your name is just great considering what post you chose to comment on. Thank you for wandering on my site and enjoying it so much that you want to come back. I will make a bit of effort to check out your site, and if you aren't a tool I may even regularly visit your site. Bugger it, you might be a complete tool, but if your site is interesting I might just frequent it anyways. You like this site, so you are probably isanely popular.
To fume hombre - I like looking at trees. It's relaxing. The point is that I promise more people will rock up to a free boxing match if the two best fighters were in it and it was on for one day than they would to see a beautiful painting of something completely unrelated to boxing or nudity if it was free and painted by the worlds greatest artist and open for one day. People like conflict. For someone with a temper as hot as yours, you would have realised this, so stop pissfarting with minor details.
To Simple Rock Chick - Thank you for the mass prodced message you plonked into my comments section. By reading your guestbook and seeing how many people said they just came along because you went to their site suggest that you wont be back here. Cockhead.
To Max - Can I point out that other people talk to me and that I don't rely on you for my entire self evaluation.
I think pessimism is stopping optimists and bleeding hearts from getting their way and therefore making the world a better place, and since this is my site, my opinion is the only thing that counts unless I say otherwise.
I can't be stuffed checking the times of the posts but it is possible she came to yours from mine, and unfortunately my advertising isn't free and I expect you to either send me a signed blank check or do a nude run through your nearest shopping centre at midday next Saturday.
I am free to not give a shit about the advertising you do or do not do.
To Nikki - Don't forget that I am the most modest person who ever lived and definatly the more modest than anyone who currently exists or will exist in the future.
Matt Lang enlightened me with 'It's not technically arrogance if you actually are better than everyone else'. But unfortunatly he has red hair. Shame.
Well, that was a waste of a night. I hope this stopped you all from crying like little girls with cut knees.
Just remember... something. Kiss my arse. February 11 Right back at youWell, here it is, my first week based comment response, and just for the event I have decided on two things. I have decided that I most likely have a cold (not bird flu) and that I will continue to drink tonight.
To fume hombre - As a man who has devoted his life solely to science I can think of an infinite amount of reasons why you shouldn't eat clag, but none of them involve clag tasting bad.
To Christine - I feel a great amount of relief when I realise there are still sane people left on this planet, and the fact that you like my site allowed me to sleep well at night.
I am trying to keep my entry lengths down so they are a bit easier to get through, but every now and then a special kind of idiot pops up and I just have to remind them of how little right they have to live.
Funny you should mention the Gorgeous jewelry shop. It has since moved from Pako and is now right next door to the fruit shop I work in every morning. Swing by one day, say hello, buy eight kilos of grapes and stop us from losing too much money.
I love the fact that the list of my enemies has inspired you to make a better site. If only I could use it to make my enemies disappear. There does seem to be a lot of vacancies in the Melbourne underworld popping up lately, so I might extend my work experience into shooting dickheads.
I will indeed be reading your site. I don't know if anyone realises that I track as many people who come to my site as I can, just to make sure they stay in line.
At least you notice your spelling mistakes and don't need me to point them out to you. That saves me a bit of time.
To fume hombre - What is it exactly they are saying about men in kilts?
I get a lot of free gigs that don't involve me getting a great deal of money. Only the highest ranked piper plays at extra functions, and he normally gets a shit load of cash for doing so. But, then again, Ron is a lot better at piping than me. I am the only piper in the band with a regular gig spot, so that's something to be proud of.
To Sticko64 - I always feel like top shit when my piping goes well, and I have been bathing in comments made over the last week. My pipes were tuned really well (by me) which is a rarity in itself and they are sounding absolutley great.
For those of you out there who aren't Sticko64, the comment I made was that nobody says 'Oh, thats the bagpiper's porche parked out the front', which is a bit sad since I would rather hear the pipes more than that shit head James Blunt, who could probably buy a Porche if he wanted to. Even though it is a second rate car next to the almighty 1980 Holden VB Commodore.
I have been really run down and busy the last week so my beard is re-appearing and I was intending to shave it off again today, but it will at least get a night out on the town before it goes. Girls love facial hair that says 'I party so hard I don't even need hygene'.
To ...RoMaNiAn LoViN... - I still think you are an idiot and that 'wogz' segregate themselves from the communities they live in by claiming they are so ethnic and different from other Australians even though they are most likely even second generation Australians.
But, alas, I concede, your well structure rebuttal and the deletion of my comment on your site has shown that you are a much better living organism than the household kitchen sponge.
I don't normally get malicious, but if anyone is interested in short tempered idiots (apart from myself) please take the time and effort to visit this idiots site and maybe leave a comment, but be careful, you might get an extreme verbal bashing that you will take unmeasurable amounts of internal pain from.
To Max - It's not my birthday. Well, not for a few months anyway. I played bagpipes at someone elses birthday. I don't normally get hired to play at my own birthday.
You got me wrong on this one Sigmund. I love big exciting birthdays, especially my own. What I do hate is presents. I hate giving them and I hate receiving them even more and I won't go into too much as to why, but if there is anyone out there who expects presents from their mates can go and fuck off if they don't realise that the friendship you share with your mates doesn't need to be represented with gifts.
To fume hombre - My wordeology is really, really, really great.
I isolate and replicate the viral RNA and then use a plasmid to put the gene of expression into a bacterial expression vector and grow large amounts of the protein in target to use in an experimental test to see if monoclonal antibodies can block the anitbodies from the antigens expressed in the virus (now in the recombinant bacteria) are specific to the virus in question and whether or not the presence of naturally occuring antibodies are located in the host (cattle, sheep, etc) to see if they have been exposed to the disease for quarantine and export purposes.
Other diseases such as bird flu are being used to find preventions and track exactly how far the virus has spread. No real cures are being worked on expect for innoculations for livestock.
I haven't gassed any chickens this time, and I won't be either, but I do get to work with serum from monkeys, cows, hamsters and parts of the spleen of mice. Yum!
I am not an enemy of CSIRO (at the moment) but I was considered a possible terrorist threat by alcoa when I went to go fishing there. February 01 And Rone said 'Let there be responses'...It's a nice rainy day today and still enough people have taken time off from playing outside in the pleasant weather to come and comment on my site. Who could blame you.
Because I am such a nice guy I thought I would humour myself and respond to your drivel.
To fume-hombre - Pant-losing is one of the traits I'd like to put behind me, but alas, some traits are so in-built into one's personality that they can never be overcome. I am a bit concerned that my last drinking session involved the physical (and assumed permanent) loss of underpants. Sometimes I amaze even myself.
To Sticko64 - I have been trying to keep my posts down to a reasonable length, but every now and then a special group of tools warrants an especially harsh and time consuming verbal onslaught.
I generally respond to just about anything posted on here, so even the most humble of queries tends to get a response.
I think Ben should grow the afro regardless. It would simply kick a lot of arse and potentially turn every lesbian in Geelong. But no, Ben is happy being a chop with a sensible haircut which in my opinion are the worst kind.
I'm not the biggest fan of horses, but thats probably because I can't control the bloody things. I also think horses are a vital part of the glue industry. I can't imagine a world held together with only duct tape and clag, even though thats all that holds my car together.
My parents are only aware of two of my five failures. That was rough enough.
The only thing more nuts than horses are horse fanatics. They don't make my list of enemies, but they are clearly insane.
To Max - I compliment heaps of stuff. I just happen to criticise idiots and dickheads a lot.
I stand by the point that only a shallow minded idiot would actually get insulted by my rantings, thereby I can instantly judge someones character by telling them the are a retarded piece of shit.
I am not apprentice to the knob I call the puntuation master. In case you couldn't tell, I was mocking them and I don't want anything to do with them and I would be quite happy if they suddenly died. As opposed to taking their throne, I would rather take their wallet.
I appreciate the apology anyways.
I don't care if you don't comment more, in fact, I can't recall asking you to comment at all.
I went to that site you sent me the link for and I quite enjoyed it. Cheers.
To fume-hombe - I know that it was long, but they needed to cop an earfull. The dickheads just really pissed me off this week.
I figured something was wrong, normally you are up there with the first people to speak up on a new article, even though Sticko64 has been pretty quick lately.
Feel free to criticise other people's comments, or other people in general, it doesn't worry me.
It would have been a good excuse for my car to break because of too many cat fatalities, but it was just a bit of shonly tradesmanship from the chops out at Moolap Autowreckers. I doubt the smacky in the cement truck did anything otherwise the chops drinking probably would have jumped him. No matter how patented the ability for my car to crap up is, it doesn't change the fact that I am going to have to spend my one day off lying under a car getting the shit heap to work properly. January 30 Why am I plagued by idiots?I was going to do a nice little article about the fun time I had in Melbourne this weekend, but when I got home I noticed that every dumb arsed cock monkey and his dog had decided to piss me off and leave crap in my comments section. Now I am compelled to respond to them instead of writting the article that I wanted to write. Bastards. No point putting it off, here is my view on your shit.
To Nikki - I usually have no money on me and all the charity people are never feeling so charitable as to GIVE me a raffle ticket. Good message, charities only benefit you if you are rich enough to support them. I don't know where my sudden dislike of charities came from, but I think it has spouted from the way that every week of the year tends to be the designated awareness week for at least eight things. I am a big fan of sporting ONE or maybe TWO charities and thats it. I usually do the Royal Children's Hospital and the ANZAC day appeal, the rest can go fuck themselves if they want to bother me. I do my bit. If I gave $50 a year to EVERY charity that came hawking for money I would need half the charity they are offering.
To Sticko64 - I explained this to you on MSN the other day, but just so a kind of conversation flows I will state it again here so EVERYONE is subject to my thoughts.
I don't like the use of 'lol' in a comments section because people have all the time in the world to write what they want and there is no relative time constraint such as that in a chat room or an instant messaging service. I will also allow 'lol' in SMS's since there are usually character limits, which DON'T apply in a comments section, so there is no excuse for typing 'lol' since you have all the time and space to type REAL words. If you are in so much of a rush to not be able to type with a relative degree of coherency (man, I know I spelt THAT wrong) what the fuck are you doing reading my site? Dickheads. Not you Sticko64. You're alright in my books.
I'm also pretty upset about my beard getting the chop. I am even more saddend by the fact that I still haven't secured a second job. It was almost like my beard was killed off without purpose.
I may have to do wome genetic tests on you when I get back to uni just to see if you are in fact human instead of a new species of hairy being that eats exclusively pizzas.
I'm not the biggest fan of horses, but I have done a little bit of horse riding and I enjoyed it for exactly the amount of time the horse was walking at a sane pace. Horses are fucking big animals and when my arse is six feet off the ground and on the back of a fast moving animal I get a little edgy. I did really enjoy riding a short fat horse out on the farm I visit, but the poor thing died and now I don't ride any horses.
Just to wrap your other comment in here. After talking to you a bit more, it is most likely that a pink tartan is simply a fashion statement (a rather bad one in my opinion) as opposed to a family tartan.
To maxee-87 - I don't know exactly how to put this. Wait, yes I do. You are a tool, but I find you pretty damn amusing. At least your not a knob who takes my rantings seriously.
The words I hate are my business AND I have the right to enforce that. Don't ask me who or what gives me that right, but I definately have it.
I may appear to be grumpy and thats simply because I am. Who says I have to passively go along with things that piss me off? I'm going to go kicking and screaming, because at least I might land a good punch that way.
How many sites do you go to and comment on that involve all that crappy sixteen year old girl rubbish font that talk about how wonderful rainbows and kittens are? None. Instead you came to my amazing consortium of all the things that piss me off and left a piece of your mind and that's a victory for me. I got slightly more traffic because of it, and I am still pissed off that Pete Murray is still alive.
Anyways, I am going to end up rambling way too much. The moral: you're not an idiot and I was amused by the crap you posted, so don't act like an idiot and try and prove a point thats different from mine.
To James Blunt lover - I like people like you. I only had to read your name to know you are a class one idiot.
I am going to be especially picky with you, because you need it.
Firsty your name. You are either really stupid or really really stupid. I think it is established that you must be at least partially retarded to even like James Blunt, but I am at odds as to whether you posted an anonymous name instead of your real name and completely failed to put a referencing hyperlink because deep down inside you are ashamed of liking James Blunt. Wimp. Own up to who you are. Any idiot out there can track me down by reading my profile on this site, I am not hiding behind a computer to ramble about this crap, I OPENLY hate shit, and people, especially people who like James Blunt.
James Blunt is not the hottest person alive. Apart from the fact that obviously you have not met and compared EVERYONE alive, I can easily think of any number of girls who are hotter than James Blunt.
I love the way you ask me a question and then put no question marks at the end of it, but instead a retarded amount of exclamation points. Couple that with the fact that you are stupid enough to like James Blunt, I would guess that you are a teenage girl (probably 16) or a 53 year old man in Sydney.
James Blunt is simply a pain in the arse, a pain that seeminly is caused by cocks like you. Please go and give yourself a Bluntoscopy, which is a little known medical procedure of shoving James Blunt (sideways) up your own arse.
To the absolute cock-spank who left full-stops instead of a name - I cannot express how excited I got when I realised a names dickhead felt the need to post on my site just because they finished a visit here. It means so much to me. Kind of the same way black South Africans love white farmers.
Since you have sat down many times with me and spoke to me personally about my views of life and why I do things I think you have all the right to assume I am hate filled. You are an idiot. I fail to see how anyone wouldn't appear to be hate filled when arse-wipes like you add useless crap in m comment section. Also, I would pray that you reconsider brushing up on your punctuation before you do anything else. I must have missed the part of school that says do two full stops at the end of every sentence. It also seems to be common to put THREE if you intend there to be a pause in the way your writing is read. But since your name is made up entirely of full stops I will gracefully back down because you are the puntuation master (.??.,,.!?!,.,!.,,!!,.)
If I loved you as much as I loved myself you would be so flattered and offended at the way you have made assumptions about me that you would go to your bathroom right now and hang yourself. Fuck you for even THINKING that I should think less of myself you arse-rapist. Would you rather I be one of those freaks who lives an existence of loathing and self-hate and fill the internet with black website with red text and poetry about how much life sucks and how unique I am because of my self disappointment? NO! I am great. I am fairly clever, able bodied, not missing any appendages, strong willed and confident in myself. You may not be any of these, but I am and that's pretty pleasing when you look at how many people lack any of them. Why shouldn't I love myself? Does it make you feel like a big brave person to tell me what to do and leave no real reference as to who you are?
You couldn't be any more correct when you say that I am entitled to my opinions. I can't remember forcing you to read everything I have ever published so why should I care that you are a sensitive child who gets offended at my point of view rather than just accepting it and moving on. Oh wait! You must be a highly enlightened puntuation master who can go around to other peoples websites and tell them how to behave and what to think. I beg my pardon of you. I will now go and shave my head and wear robes for the rest of my life now that I have bore witness to the sensitive child who got offended at me being (QUOTE) frikin rude(END QUOTE). If you got offended to the point where you just HAD to type frikin you should just go and play in traffic for a few weeks.
Yes I have a list of enemies and they are all completely justified from a male non-conforming teenie bopper point of view. A true test of the average intelligence of Australians was the Schapelle Corby incident. It was very simple. If you thought she was innocent, you were a gullible idiot who deserves to be locked up in the prison with her.
But I am shocked and horrified by someone who knows me as well as you. I have NEVER produced a list of THINGS I HATE. Never. My enemies are one thing. Don't bring them up in a positive way around me, I HATE that. I also put a reason with each of my enemies so people would know WHY they should not bring them up around me. That makes sense. I have a list of places that I boycott simply because I was so shocked by their crapness that I am warning people not to go to those places. Once again, not a particularly bad thing. The list of people who have posted on my site is mostly full of idiots so it seems like a bad list, but it isn't my fault that the people who posted are mostly cockheads.
I do have a list of sites that some of my friends run so that is almost a friend list. But that is as close as I am going to get. Why does it matter that I haven't listed who my friends are? I talk to my friends about stuff that concern us, I don't need some random idiot trying to talk to me because they saw that I have a friend that they know. I AM NOT A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL. I don't need so massive fucking list of names titled 'MY PEEPZ' to make other people think that I have lots of friends and that I am therefore validated as a person. I probably don't have the largest group of friends ever established, but the group I do have are all high quality mates and they are all better then turds like you. I would rather be a demented hermit with no teeth who lives under the Barwon bridge than be you.
Oh, and regarding my list of movies, there are movies on there that I hate.
The content of my site may be saying something and I am annoyed that it doesn't say 'If you are an annoying shit for brains, please die', because maybe cockheads like you would stop coming on here and thinking you completely understand what and why I think and trying to tell me what a bad scary person I am, when you haven't even taken the time to get to know me and hate me for the person I really am. The fact that you come onto a random persons site and instantly criticise the character of their person without provocation says a lot about you. Fucking bleeding hearts. Every now and then I hear something that I like (and I don't post it on my site in a list because no one gives a shit) and I think this one applies to you. 'Murray, don't try and change the world'. Don't try and make everything all sunshine and lollypops dipshit. I may appear grumpy, but I feel great. I like being pissed off at the faceless corporation and the billion dollar popstars who don't write their own music. There are people out there who come to my site and are entertained and by me entertaining them perhaps their day is made better, and that wouldn't be happening is dipshits like you force everyone to have a list of their friends and their opinion on which pop stars are hot. Look beyond the square you presumtuos smart-arse and don't assume I hate things for no reason. I hate things to piss people like you off, and so far, so good.
To Max - Judging partially by your name and mostly by your URL, I am going on a limb here to assume you are really maxee-87. It is much nicer when you have a capital letter at the start of your name and the lack of numbers at the end.
I tend to suffer from a lot of anonymous cowards on this site, and you don't know how thankful I am that even though I had a go at you origionally for pissing me off, you still came back, made me laugh and still kept your name and URL on your comments. Kudos.
Grumpy is arbituary. If I am yelling at a dickhead, sure, that would look grumpy, and its also exciting, but who wants to hear about the great time I had swimming with my dogs. Believe it or not, thats the whole story. No drama, no conflict. I went to the beach with my dogs and had a swim. If I only posted articles like that I would be swarmed by idiots even more than what I am now. I am fully qualified to laugh at stupid shit. Fortunately, lots of things (people) are stupid. Apparently around one in ten people in America think that milk is PRODUCED by supermarkets as opposed to cows. I can't remember where I read that, but I did read it somewhere. There are dumb people out there.
Your first comment pissed me off, but I am above going to someones site and insulting them because they pissed me off. I will have a go on someones site if their SITE or their actions on a site are really wrong by my standards, but apart from that, do whatever you want on your site and I'm not going to go there and stir shit. Maybe I will have an opinion on something you post, if not, you won't be hearing from me.
I will agree with one thing... people suck.
That was way too long. You bastards better let me get a few posts in before I have to do ANOTHER of these fucking comment responses. January 25 Take that!Under normal circumstances I can squeeze out a few articles before the amount of comments made gets to a point where I feel obsessively compulsed to respond to. This time I managed to go a whole one article since my last comment response. I think that might be a new record.
To Sticko64 - Alas, I too am beardless. I was getting fairly impressed by my latest beard but my desire to get a decent night job lead me to cutting it off on Saturday morning. I am still refusing to get a hair cut, but I fear that it is going to happen sooner or later. Unlike the mane that you have managed to grow, mine usually ends up looking (and sometimes smelling) like a wet haystack and leaves me commonly mistaken for Grug.
If I could go any of the Obi-Wan beards, I would probably go the Episode III beard, simply for the way that the goatee part is a fair bit longer than the rest of the beard. I hate it when the side of a beard curls out.
I am planning on heading down to Pizza Hut really soon to help them lose obscene amounts of money by going on the lunch works. My Pizza count is looking pretty sad with only two so far. That's not even one a week. The last time I saw yours you were nearly getting one every two days. Very sharp.
I would appreciate it if you stopped saying that horses are only good for dog meat. I do a bit of work every year on a farm and come into close contact with horses and I can tell you that they are fine, proud animals... that are also usefull to make glue out of.
My dream is to get behind the bar at Irish, but they just don't want me there. I am pretty sure I will be bartending there on St. Paddy's day so I expect the guys to come down for a few drinks. It might be the foot in I need with Kylie, but who knows. I will keep you posted.
To Nikki - I have decided outright that this year will go well, and so far so good.
Time flies when you're having fun eh? Six months just flew by.
I have never had a great New Years eve, and it doesn't really bother me. I would rather celebrate on a more obscure day such as St. Andrew's day. Nothing like the patron saint of Scotland to induce a Scotch fueled delerium.
I have noticed that the best way to not get dumped is to be single, but I never get into huge depressive fights when I am single, and they are the part of a relationship that I am really good at.
One year I did manage to get dumped (thats right, I didn't do the dumping) a week after both my birthday AND Christmas, so I got heaps of gifts and wasn't sure if I had to give them back. Carolyn was always really good with presents and I decided that I wanted to keep them.
To Nikki - There is no way in hell I am playing '5 strange habits'. I hate chain emails and all crap like that. Anyone who can't read this site and pick fvie habits out of it deserves to have me come around and sink my foot up their arse. I think I give out enough personal details on this site without listing my habits.
Sorry, but the game ends here.
To gnarley_bob - My mum is plagued by the epilipsy foundations. She helped selling raffle tickets and they NEVER leave her alone. The thing I find funny is that my mum is epileptic and I haven't seen a cent from this mystery epilepsy foundation that we have raised money for. Hmmm, suspicious in my books.
I once found some cancer foundation tickets I was meant to sell a while ago while I was cleaning my room. A complete book and only 3 years expired. They never called me up over them.
To maxee-87 - Please don't type 'lol'. If my site was so funny that you were laughing out loud then tell me that instead of crappy internet abbreviations. They piss me off. I also hate the word 'blog'.
Information is only useless if you don't know what to do with it. I hope that my information is entertaining and thus not useless if it entertains someone.
I am sorry if my site doesn't defy normality like yours, but I think I do a pretty decent job of conforming and putting the exact same crap every one else does. Everywhere I look there are websites about beards, bagpipes and beer. I simply run a meagre clone of these successful sites.
I'll keep doing what I have always done. As little real work as possible.
To fume-hombre - Dad swears at them. It usually works for a few months.
I am a big person for putting my deatails everywhere. Test it mate. Pretend you don't know me and then try and trace me from this site alone. You know the city I live in, the place I drink regularly, where I attend university and what I study, where I work and the pipe band I am in just to name a few. I am not scared of the weirdos and stalkers out there. I AM one of the weirdo's and stalkers out there. At least I probably will be in a few years.
Anyway, it's time for me to go and hunt down and kill some wild pizza for food. Later. January 18 I'll start getting back to you.After a hard week of gardening and dodging cement trucks driven by smacked out morons I have finally decided to kick back on a sunny day and respond to the crap that you guys fill me comment section with.
It wasn't until I read someone elses comment responses that I realised how boring these kinds of posts are. Well, I don't care. As far as I know, only about a dozen people actually go to my site.
Here's what you wanted to hear.
To Sticko64 - High testosterone can be great for getting a mean beard going in no time, but it is also linked to men balding. So the best bet is to grow a kick arse beard as early as possible and then comb it over the top of your head later in life. Don't get this confused with genetic balding which can happen to any chop, even wimpy French guys who couldn't grow a good beard if their precious Eiffel Tower depended on it.
Muslims are at the forefront of beardhood. I do beleive there are at least some parts of Muslim culture that prevent a blade from touching their face. Basically this means it is against their entire way of life to not grow a beard. We have a lot to learn from them.
Charities want you to steal from them. That's why they leave collection tins within easy reach. I have written an article with my opinions of charities splashed right through it and if I didn't have to writie a comment response today it would be posted in this place. Unless something drastic happens in the remainder of my day, it will be posted tomorrow.
To Sticko64 - Your post didn't have anything to do with bagpiping, and considering that my URL contains the phrase 'Rone The Piper', my site really contains very little in the way of bagpipes so I will let it slide just this once.
I actually stole the pizza tally idea from you, and apart from this mention, I will probably never reference it to you again. I try to hide the fact that I have only eaten one pizza so far. I do have an emergency pizza fund. I put a bit of money aside and when my evil vegetarian sister comes home and makes vegetarian food, I politely tell her to go fuck herself and I go and buy a pizza with at least three different sources of meat on it. Thats actually where my one pizza so far has come from. It is worth noting that my sister has only cooked dinner at my house once this year. It was either a tofu burger or a pizza. Only a vegetarian and/or a homosexual would chose the tofu. In defense of my dad, I caught him making a ham sandwitch later that night. Go dad.
From what I can understand, you are a pizza eating, beard growing machine. Possibly from the future. I haven't decided if I want to get into a lawsuit with the guys who made Terminator.
To Sticko64 - Congratulations on three posts in a row on three different articles, I dont think fume_hombre even managed to do that.
I really don't do any work at home. I like my mess. I know where everything is and I don't use the yard. I am either in my room or not at home, so my list of chores is non-existant.
I have noticed that I do way more work for other people than I do at my own house. Next time you want to get out of helping someone else remember the wise words of Jack Handey:
'Everytime you leave your house carry two sacks of stuff with you. When someone asks if you can give them a hand with something you can say 'sorry, got these sacks''.
To AizeBabe - For a while there I thought that you had died and I was really offended that you didn't leave me heaps of shit in your will. Just remember that I have a really small backyard, but the dogs will keep the horse happy regardless.
Actually, now might be the perfect time to fix up your will. After getting a job in an Irish pub before me I may have to murder you in cold blood... or stop in for a drink next time I am in the 'ralgs. I haven't decided which yet.
I will say that pokie machines really do consume a large amount of cock. See how many drinks you can pour into a machine before you win. You'll be surprised.
Normally I would ignore your post on my site and write an email to you, but since rumour has it that you will be in Geelong tomorrow I will ignore your post and visit you for a chat.
Don't forget to fix that will.
To Nikki - Think how bored you bastards would be if my site mysteriously stopped getting updates because I was killed in a horrific car accident with a cement truck. Probably not too bored at all really.
It kind of did a bit of Mark Twain-ing and after the shock wore off I kind of realised 'Wow, that was too close, there are so many people out there that don't know how much I hate them' and I got pretty pro-active and had a really great day for the rest of the day. Nothing like fearing for your life to make you want to end other people's lives... I mean live life to the fullest.
I have decided that I am going to have a good year this year. I got off to a much better start this time. Judging by the way that no body felt the need to dump my arse on New Years this time is always a good time. Plus it was getting close to this time that Alice was being a cheating little bitch, so it's all good this time around. Hopefully I will pass this year and actually be able to move forward.
I think I have bored you sufficently for now.
As a subnote, for a bit of fun and games go here. January 10 Do I have to spell it out for you?It's that time of the year again, when things start slowing down, when we aetheists (or pagans as my Mum calls dad and I) can sit back and wonder exactly why everyone in Australia went clinically spastic over the Christmas and New Years period.
While I have been contemplating and pondering, you faith blinded religious zealots have been asking questions. Actually, you have been making comments, but I will answer them as if they were questions. Prepare to receive the true word of God... I mean Rone.
To Sticko64 - Although I can grow a good beard, I am job hunting at the moment and I am not sure that the ability to look like a homeless person in a short amount of time is a quality many people in the hospitality industry are looking for, but still, I will leave it until tomorrow before I decide the fate of my facial hair. If anyone wants to comment on that, make sure you tattoo a copy of your comment across your arse. I wouldn't worry about getting special drink offers to make people join the society. If the people don't know that beardos are naturally heavy drinkers. I started this off to be a bullshit comment, but the realisation that strong beard growths are a sign of high testosterone levels it is reasonable to assume that people with thick beards are also more muscular per effort compared to a thin bearded person. Thus, a person with a thicker beard is more likely to have a greater muscle mass and thus more likely to have a greater mass in general, which means it takes more alcohol to kill them, thus they are bigger piss heads! Rock on. That's a membership bonus that kicks more arse than a crappy card that you show some tool on a cash register, it's a membership you wear on your face that says I am more of a man than you and I can drink more than you and I am not afraid to brag about it. Here's a good joke for you. Q. Why don't you put vegetables in the microwave? A. Sparks fly off their wheel chairs. Oh, the political incorrectness of that joke is funnier than everything except tools who get offended at political incorrectness.
To Robin - I have 'Murray' on my playlist, and if you get really bored you can check out the play list I uploaded this week and see it in writing. It gives you a warm feeling in your colon. The only noise more pervasive than a set of bagpipes is a minor drinking from a goon bag. I will keep my bagpipes as such. Perhaps I will let some drunk idiots make a set of bagpipes out of a goon bag though.
To Wobin - It always makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside when someone else has their sleep ruined, especially by people other than themselves. Bike riding at obnoxious hours is fun. Twice I have walked to Deakin after a night out simply because it seemed like a good idea at the time and I once even took a nap on the foot path. I can't wait until I get a sensible girlfriend who can drive so I can get home quickly and responsibly and have no particular reason to leave.
To Nikki - I didn't forget the tune I was playing, I forgot what notes came next. I don't think the crowd would have appreciated me singing the notes until I picked it up again. I was forced to sing 'Flower of Scotland' at one even last year because I couldn't play it and some Scottish guys were getting a bit aggressive.
To Nikki - Well, I was out Thursday after you pulled up unwell and had one hour sleep before going to work, then I was on the drink a few hours before you guys got to Irish and I was AT work at 7am and out for one hour less than you on Saturday, and from the look of it, I can only remember you having one drink while out. I had 2-3 hours sleep on Sunday morning and was back at work at 7:30 on Monday morning so I don't think I had more than ten hours sleep over four days, three of which I both worked and drank. Sure I was dead to the world on Tuesday when things eventually slowed down, but I think I did alright for one week.
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